Kev and Jono’s license no shame or common sense. We’re both on it. Kev only just got his restricted last week. He’s already had two speeding tickets, but he probably won’t pay them because he doesn’t have a job. Jono stole 50 bucks out of his mum‘s wallet. It was just enough to get a box of purple Guana from Dawson Road in Otara, 20 bucks for gas, and 10 bucks for Georgie pie. Watch out, ladies, if we come across you, it’s gonna be a big night.
Kev usually takes me with him every Friday, not because I stole money out of my mum‘s wallet, but because I’m the only one of his friends that can spot a set of double Ds from 100m away. I’m also great at being a wingman, and I keep him entertained with my antics.
We pull over 20 m in front of them. I stopped now. A wise man once taught me you can’t catch tuna with cat food bullshit. I bet I could….. however, I understood the lesson. I pop the glove box in. It’s the secrets to my success: a can of Lynx Africa because I’m big game hunting bitches, hopefully not though because I’ve got 6 hours till the sun turns me into dust, and that wise man also taught me how to eat an elephant…..one bite at a time. I don’t have a week to get this done…..you know what I mean, aye boys!!! 😉 OK, lovely ladies(as if there are ladies reading this garbage), let me give you some guy code. ⬆️ means if there’s a big girl, I’ll still eat that….. however, it’s a big job, so I gotta start early because I don’t want to get caught out in daylight…..now, now, chill. I’m not saying I’m not down with the curvy ladies because they have given me some of the best nights of my life.
I’m saying if she chews me up and spits me out, puts me out the door with a smack on my ass, and a packed lunch, then that’s my GIRL.
I’ll be back for dinner time. Yeah, Chardonnay, you know who I’m talking about, girl….. you big freak. See you after sunset.
Right back to business: Lynx Africa, Horizon Menthol 10s. Remember, I’m hunting bad girls; good girls don’t smoke. You hunt good girls in a library. Totally different kit needed. I do actually have a story on that.
Tic Tacs!!! Take note, guys, lip balm, yes, not manly; however, the ladies like soft lips, give ‘ em what they want, boys. Shut up, I don’t want to hear it. I’m Mr Myagi you’re Daniel, just wax my shit and zip it.
Because we have all done shit to get pussy we are absolutely ashamed of. And I’d do it again for an average woman.
I’ve been going steady with a girl for 30 years, can’t remember her name, but she was hot! A solid 7, real world, not Industry 7. Now, this chick was clever. We’re at the Coliseum in Manakau. She starts giving me the eye. Now I’m a classy young fella with little shame, so I strut on up and say, “Hey, do you have an older sister that comes here?”
She says no, she’s usually at the Forge in Papakura. Note to myself ✅…oh, must be in your Mum then. Yeah, could be she’s usually here on Friday nights? Jackpot!✅ ……we really get to know each other. It’s amazing how much we have in common. We both have siblings….. it’s like I’ve met my soul mate.
I can’t hear a word she’s saying. I’m nodding away. She’s laughing, looking at me like I’m a piece of meat. Well, that’s what I’m telling myself. I don’t know what she was actually thinking and don’t really care. We’ve been talking so long that we know everything about each other, and we have so much in common. It’s scary. It’s been the longest three-minute conversation I’ve had since I got here. I’m laughing at all her jokes. I can’t hear because it’s so loud.
I think the writings on the wall here: time to turn up the heat. Hey, what’s your name again? Oh, that’s a pretty name…..still couldn’t make out what she was saying, unfortunately. Music was quite loud. Do you smoke? Are you…Did you say horizon menthols ……check.
Yeah, I’ve got a packet dying for a Dart. I am. Should we go outside and have a smoke? I don’t smoke…she says, “Sure, let’s go.” We head around the back. I give her a Ciggie and light her up. We shoot the shit for a minute, and I duck around the corner. She’s like, “What’s going on?” I said, “It’s my ex, and she’s a crazy bitch.” I pretend to be hiding. “It’s not my ex,” I say. “Look, let’s just go round by the back of those bushes until she goes away?” She rushes around. She doesn’t want any trouble. Within two minutes, she starts making out. It’s getting heated. It’s “business time” as Jermaine would say. He probably also would’ve said, “Too many dicks on the dance floor,” and I would have agreed. I’ve got it out, and I’m ready to go. She turns around and says, “ I have a rule.” I say, “But your sister is not here, and I don’t think I can wait for her to get here. For the first time, can we just make it us two?”
I didn’t really say that. I just thought about it now. Pretty funny, I thought.
What she said was, “ I don’t sleep with guys that aren’t my boyfriend.”…dammit, fuck it. It’s a trap, and not a good trap like a trap house. This is a bad trap. It’s a HONEY trap, and I’m fucked because I say, “Sure, I’ll be your boyfriend.” 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️See you guys. This is what I’m talking about! You all know what I’m talking about, and you’ve done it yourselves multiple times. And would still do it again. After that night, I never saw her again, and she lived five minutes’ drive from me. The problem is we didn’t break up, so technically, she is still my girlfriend as far as I know. She could still be looking for me. I could be on New Zealand’s missing persons list if I ever bump into her again. I’m gonna pretend I was looking for her everywhere and sleep with her again. She will probably want to get married this time, and fair enough, she’s stuck by me for 30 years. She never gave me shit, was always there when I needed her, and has been so patient… then I’ll stage my death. Much better than the ghosting I did 30 years ago. That was an amateur move.
We have a mating ritual in NZ which consists of a ridiculous amount of makeup accompanied by the sluttiest outfit they managed to steal off their older sister, or if they were a real catch (i.e. 95% chance that they will put out), they got that slutty outfit from their mum‘s wardrobe.
I can usually tell the difference if their clothes smell like Pall Mall, bad choices, and Thin Lizzy concealer; they definitely have a slutty Mum. If it smells like impulse deodorant, entitlement, and bubblegum, they definitely have a slutty older sister.
Either way, I will definitely be trying to get an invite to one of their family parties in the hopes that I might be able to make out with their older sister or slutty Mum. So potentially, I could be the step-daddy, bother-in-law, or son-in-law…..this has the makings of the best porn movie I’ve ever seen this afternoon on a Saturday…. In June.
I can just see it now…Me, my step-sister, and step-Mum rock into the psychiatrist’s office. Morning Doc… Morning, what can I do for you?
Well, doc, I’m having a problem with my step-sister Sharon or Shazza; she’s scared away multiple GFs, and so does my Stepmom Crystal. They say I can do better, but I don’t want to do better. I just want to do whoever will put out! Later on, then maybe I’ll think about quality.
Ah, I see what the issue is: how often do you Masturbate while thinking about Shazza or Crystal?….. Um, twice a day…..Why is that relevant?
Doc…..it’s not. I was just curious, and now I know you’re a wanker. First question
types of insights are only ever games. Two months of experience in hunting teenage Kiwi girls with daddy issues, a chip on his shoulder, a four-pack of purple Guana, and need to be the first to lose their virginity in their. Pack of Frennamies.
These elusive, highly volatile species are usually found in packs of two or four. The reason for this number is very simple. Even though they are dressed like they’re about to go to the typical CBD bars and clubs, everyone knows they are far too intoxicated. Most experience hunters know that they will be going up and down Queen Street as long as they can in the wedges that they struggle to walk in. We’re also don’t belong to him. Usually, they’re good for maybe two links of Queen Street before they realise that bit enough more than they can. They’ve already turned down four offers from young, not resigned suitable males in DOCH Turbos and Rotors that are low on mags and have the traditional subwoofers cranking low bass frequencies because sometimes hearing is so overrated. This will come in handy when they get married and stupid accessories hanging from the rear vision mirror . Usually, a pair of handcuffs they attract a certain type of girl the type we all want to meet but not necessarily Marry you know the saying….you can’t turn a ho into a housewife……but we will give it a nudge because we’re males and we’re stupid my penis diverts all the blood from my brain, not even lying i’ve done some of the dumbest shit in my life to get pussy stuff that I’m not proud of but also stuff I’d probably do again in the same situation. Yeah you know what I’m saying stop bullshitting run it straight people. Those types of girls are drawn to that car like a magpie to a shiny object.
Most of them turned down multiple rides from suitable males and the hopes of finding something better as the night progresses.
It’s a late 90s, so there’s no Uber and there’s no way these girls can afford a taxi. They usually end up in a mazda 323 GTX or if they’ve really struck it lucky in the back of an RX 3 13B Monster Bridgeport on its way to do doughnuts at the Wiri drags.
Im chill for the arrival of these girls, effectively setting up my ambush. I’m making sure I just covered myself in Lynx Africa….. I am on a hunt after all. I have my be packet of Horizon 10s Menthols open one missing , ready to go a full packet is suspicious who has a full packet open you open it to have one you geniuses!!! Attention to detail attention to detail I don’t smoke, but I always have these handy because the prey I’m hunting today is particularly fond of cheap menthol cigarettes. Boys older than them, especially if they have a vehicle and they’re rough enough to make their parents pissed off.
I think we fit this criteria perfectly, and the Bait is is almost guaranteed to lead them into my trap. We are, however, missing one key ingredient, which is either Ace of Bass. I saw the sign blaring off the stereo or the Vengaboys we like to party. I queue the music with Ken He plays a CD. The girls are about to be within 10 metres of us, effectively within the kill zone it’s the kill zone because that’s a maximum effective distance of lynx Africa don’t ask me how I know. I do a final check, then proceed with caution. I deploy my secret weapon of adult communication mixed with flirty banter and inappropriate innuendo. “Hey girls nice Tits wanna ride?” lol laugh what you want the amount of times that ridiculous line worked I’m still stunned about it today.
They stop looking for signs of danger they’re obviously clueless because I’m standing right in front of them and right now I pose the greatest danger to these girls . They are in danger of missing curfew spending all of their rent money on alcohol and gas, making their parents mad because we are definitely the wrong type of boys that every parent wants for their , they’re in danger of getting pregnant having a boyfriend for one night who disappears but the biggest one of all doing end danger of being in close proximity of my stupidity and terrible sense of humour.
The one in the middle has the biggest tits I’ve ever seen on a size 10, 5-foot-six. She’s wearing a white boob tube-tight white pants and a black G-string pulled up so you can see the bands sticking above her pants. This seems to be the standard uniform of most 18yr old girls looking to miss curfew, stick it to their parents, go to parties, and are more than likely to end up pregnant before the 19th birthday. This girl was no exception and I think I’ve met my match she blurt out “yeah I do want to ride do you think you can give me one” cheeky smile on her face it makes me grin.
I don’t know how much do you weigh? 85kgs? She’s immediately offended I can see it on her face….. before she has a chance to reply I say… no you look more like 60 KG‘s and 10 KG’s for those huge tits! She has a massive grin on her face now… because she actually weighs 82kgs how dare I add another 3kgs.
However now I’ve just dropped her 15kgs and she loves me.
Fellas always lead with a light insult then a compliment not a compliment sandwich more like a compliment hors d’oeuvre. I know it’s a big word and I had to spellcheck it look it up boys it’s basically a fancy ham cheese tomato on meal mates.
And if you don’t know what a compliment sandwich is it’s a compliment with an insult for the filling then a compliment to finish. There is a science behind it something about making them feel good then bringing them back down to earth and making them feel good again it might be about trust. Because when you think about it every guy they bump into their heads on them is never gonna be saying something that’s not flattering. Listen up guys I’m about to impact some wisdom on you we have created this society filled with shallow woman no I’m not saying every woman definitely not there are some good bitches out there. I’m talking about the ones who have never been told their behaviour was terrible who were consistently told how pretty they are how funny they are how awesome they are how lucky their boyfriend is that told about how he doesn’t deserve them and they deserve so much better and they just happened to bump into the guy who can get them better.
Guys stop lying to chicks to get laid I know I am definitely guilty of this but I changed my way a long time ago I’m straight up all the time I’m never gonna lie to a woman to make you feel good so I can have sex. And here’s why because after that you only got a couple of choices you ghost them because they’re not the type of girl that you want a relationship with you’re entering into a relationship with them but you’ve already lied about some of their behaviour or mannerisms and they grind your gears every day for the length of their relationship. Just be straight up yeah you’re gonna strike out but hopefully if you tell it how it is you’re gonna come across the one who agrees and is also so impressed in your honesty And knows how rare that is that woman there will work her arse off to keep that man nek minute sex on tap baby! 6 times a week for the first couple of months dropping to 4 times a week after eight months 2 to 3 times a week if you’re lucky. Stop complaining you whining bitches it’s your fault…. Because you haven’t learnt which buttons to push on your wife daily a wise lady once told me it’s called boiling water. She explained at like this me I’m fire I’m ready to go any time any where, most women are Water they need to simmer you need to simmer them throughout the day so when you get home at night the pots boiling over (another cracking story). Simmer? you say yes… hey sweet cheeks looking good today… shit hun have you lost weight? You need to eat something you are wasting away! Oh my god I swear you are sexier now then when I met you at the White House! Some lady’s like touch so as you’re walking past them put your hand on the lower back tell them something nice, when they’re talking to you touch them and smile, and the really good girls love it when you walk past them slap them on the arse and say that’s my little slut! I’ll be home from work at 5:30 after I have three beers with Jono as soon as we finished dinner that you prepared I’m probably gonna want to sit on the couch for two hours watching TV after that you may be in big trouble depending on how much I drink that night see you at 5:30 grrrrrrrr don’t forget the growl the ladies love it.
I offer her a dart from my packet She accepts without blinking her name is Anika she’s 19 and her three friends are all the same age. My instincts were sharp. I offer her a Tic Tac she declines it’s okay if there’s a menthol it’s like having a breath mint and a cigarette at the same time! OMFG I’ve struck gold she is stupid and unbelievably hot she will believe all of my bullshit stories maybe even the one about how I’m in the witness protection program so might not be able to contact her again for her own safety…… that ones been hard to get across the line it’s a work in progress.
They definitely smell of impulse, not perfume However, I got the drink choice wrong KGB’s, not purple Guanas!
They’re a long way from home, all four of them from Wellsford. I told them if they jump in with us, we’ll make sure they get back there. They don’t realise we only got half a tank of gas to last us a night, get us to the drags McDonalds Green Lane, and back to Manurewa. There’s no way we’re gonna be able to go to Wellsford, drop them off, and then get home in one piece, but we’ll tackle that later.
Something tells me it’ll be worth it she jumps in the front seat with Ken driving. I jump in the back.We have a bit of a dilemma here. There are only three seats in the back and four people I already know what’s gonna happen, but the girls are trying to decide who’s gonna sit where. I’m sitting behind a passenger seat, and the little brunette called Chloe, wearing a summer dress in June, is going to sit on my lap. Kate, also brunette with blue jeans, a tight black T-shirt, and a denim jacket, will sit next to me in the middle. And the grumpy little blonde girl, who obviously doesn’t want to be there with a sour face on it, will sit behind the driver seat as far away from me as possible. She’s bringing bad vibes this one, and I think it’s because neither of us are paying her any attention whatsoever she’s probably the smart one in the group…..guys why can’t we be attracted to that one??
Because we wanna get laid so single out the easiest opportunity to achieve our goal because working harder is not working smarter!
Stupid I know. I can’t even remember what she was wearing who cares. First stop, the drags I’ve got a huge smile on my face Chloe is only 5 foot three, tiny little thing, great personality. We’re having a great chat, flirting I’m having a laugh talking shit she’s definitely keen. She’s sitting on my lap I’ve got my hands on her hips for no reason other than to let her know that my hands are there.I’m worried about Ken and Anika in the front because they haven’t even had a conversation, and we’ve been driving for 15 minutes now. Ken is usually very shy, a great guy, but doesn’t know how to communicate with the other sex. Im actually an introvert I hate people but force myself into these situations I work off the Say principle whatever I want I just ask…….hey nice ass do you mind….. it’s surprising how often it’s got me across the line. My First FFM I’m sitting there the girls are awkward it’s uncomfortable I’ve got to break the silence we all know why we are here….. we’re in the lounge I stand up Take my Pants off….. the girls are like WTF? I sit back down…… pants are so uncomfortable arnt they ladies? I’m sure I’m allergic to them I pull out my 🤷🏽♂️ innocent grin look, 5 min later we’re all laughing and a great night. Usually, I have to step in to get things going, and he loves it because it means he has to do very little work to get laid.
We’re just pulling up at wiri, we shut the car down. The girls are happy except for Sour Puss in the corner We’re sitting there drinking, having a great time. I’m telling them about how awesome Ken is and how he’s a volunteer firefighter but he’s on sick leave because he’s actually allergic to smoke and fire gives him anxiety Doc said he needs some comfy pillows and a lye down…..looking at the passengers huge air bags, she sees giggles yeah she’s cool Chloe was being super flirty with me, touching my arm when I told a joke and laughing, giving me cheeky grins. I decide now it’s a time to make the move. She’s still sitting on my lap even though the car stopped she could have gotten up, she decided to stay right where she was. She obviously felt comfortable. I don’t know how she felt comfortable because my dick was so hard it was ripping a hole through my jeans, and I know she could feel it digging into her arse. It was starting to get very uncomfortable. It felt like I was trying to shove my dick through a brick wall it hurt.
I tried to readjust Chloe turned around and smirked at me. She said, “What’s wrong? with a cheeky smile on your face I said, You know what’s wrong your ass is amazing It’s time to get comfortable She giggled and said, “ I’ve got an idea.” She reached down and adjusted her dress. I wasn’t sure what she was doing until I felt the zip on my jeans go down. Some digging around, then a tiny little hand reached in, grabbed my dick, and pulled it out. At this stage, no one was aware of it because her dress covered most of my lap, and she was very discreet about it. My dick was rock hard, fucking straight up. She was sitting there with it against her crotch, with the dress covering everything. I’m absolutely dying for it She turns around and whispers to me, “That felt huge!” I grin sheepishly It’s only 6 1/2 inches, but it’s girthy. I’m not one of those guys that tells everybody I’ve got a huge dick. I think it’s average because I know it’s average. But I make up for it with effort and I don’t stop till the job is done I’m a grafter. However I take the compliment from her graciously and wink We decide to head over to Greenlane McDonald’s and get something to eat on the way there Chloe’s reaches her left-hand down she has an iron grip on my dick as she slowly pumped it up and down underneath her dress without anyone noticing. It’s amazing Her hand is tiny and feels great on my cock. I really wanna see it I have this feeling her tiny hand will make my cock look so much bigger! Mental note to self-(check hand sizes of all future girlfriends) Small is best specially for the Gallery on KS
I’m not far away from coming The secretiveness and the fact that we’re sitting next to two other people, and they’ve got no idea that little Chloe is jacking me off under her dress is driving me crazy I’ve got my left hand around the front of her, and I’m playing with their nipples. She has amazing tits, not big but very firm with perky little nipples. Every time I pinch one of her nipples, she starts grinding on me. I’m having a great time, so is she. I’m just hoping she decides it’s not too risky to pull her knickers to the side and slide my cock inside her while we’re on the way to McDonald’s. That’s my goal…….. Five minutes later, Sour puss looks over and screeches, “ Chloe, what are you doing!” Chloe gets a shock pulls her hand out. I’ve got her left tit out of his dress I was minutes away from coming before Sourpuss outing her, she releases my dick and pulled the top back over her tit. We stop at the lights. Sourpuss opens the door, steps out, and tells the girl she’s leaving I’m pissed. She tells Kate and Chloe to get out with her so she can organise getting them back to Warkworth and asked Anika if she was gonna come with them? Anika declined That was a bit of a shock. However, I could see a certain looking in her eyes…….. The three girls walk off. I’m absolutely gutted I’m still barred up without any release. I didn’t get a phone number, nothing. I’m a little pissed off. Pulling into the McDonald’s Greenlane car park, pretty much outside the front of it, three Rows back.
I’ve known Ken since I was five We went to school together. Really good guy, great at sports, very clever. However, he struggles with communication. I can see him struggling What he needs is a GC wingman. That’s my job as much as I want to fuck this girl who’s absolute dynamite and oozing sexual attention. Ken had his eye on her the whole time, and I’m not cutting his lunch. I decided to play a bit of tennis with her, get some back-and-forth. I said, “Man, you guys are quiet. What’s wrong? All the sexual tension up there made it so you lost your tongue?” Anika, turns around to face me, she said, “Oh no, if I lost this thing, I’d probably kill myself with that.” She poked out her tongue in an extremely sexy way and showed us a tongue ring. She said, “Without her tongue, her blowjobs would be absolutely terrible!” Now I’m a connection person the right woman could get me going looking at me reading out her shopping list if she knew which strings to pull. When she showed us her tongue ring the eye contact was absolutely dangerous and the formation of every word was precise and she knew exactly what she was doing I instantly barred up.
I see kens reaction to this, and I know he’s squirming too. I said, “Nice tongue Love the tongue piercing.” However, I heard it’s really hard for girls to give blowjobs with a tongue piercing. (I was bullshitting it’s a set up) She quickly shouted out, “No way. I love giving blowjobs, and the tongue piercing makes it better.” I said, “Yeah, that’s not what I heard. However, you’re the one with the piercing, so you should know.” She turned around and said, “Yeah, there must be something wrong with them because there’s nothing wrong with my tongue when it comes to BJs.” I decided to serve. I said, “Hey, Anika, you don’t look like the type of girl that goes around giving blowjobs……..” She definitely looked like the type of girl that went around giving blowjobs, and I’m just fucking with her. A stunning shot.
She replied, “ I’ve been told I give the best blowjobs from every single one of my ex-boyfriends.” That was a great forehand return. Well, I smash it back with a backhand straight down the line……yeah, most guys will say whatever you want to hear to get a blow job. Ken and I usually tell the truth. Nobody benefits from lying. She can’t make the return. 15 love to me.
Anika serves, yeah, I suppose so. However, most guys don’t last very long when I’m on the job, so that tells me it’s good……..great serve. I smash it back with a full hand directly across the court. Oh, really? I suppose we’re just gonna have to take your word for it. You don’t happen to have any references, do you? She makes the ball and chips are backhand with an amazing back spin. It drops just over the net, and I can’t get to it in time, dammit!
She said not yet, but I’m sure Ken will be able to give me a global review shortly…….15 all.
I serve, and that’s fire, ha ha. You gotta be kidding me. There ain’t no way you’re gonna blow him while I’m in the car, and it’s raining outside. Good one.
She looks me dead in the eye, doesn’t say a word, leans over from the passenger side to the driver side, unzips Ken’s jeans, takes his dick out, and starts blowing him. 15-30 to her, dammit.
After about five minutes, she comes up for air, sets up, and looks directly at me as she’s tossing him off. She’s staring at me for a good 30 to 40 seconds, not saying a word. It’s uncomfortable for me because I’m one of the most competitive people I know, and this little girl is handing me my ass! It’s a first. I don’t like it, but I kinda do like it. It’s confusing being beaten by a girl fair and square. It was starting to turn me on, not what she was doing but the fact that she outplayed me. She looked me square in the eye, didn’t glow, didn’t laugh, just a look of, “See, told you I could do it.”
40-15.
She releases his dick, gets on her knees on the passenger seat, pulls her white pants down, and a black G-string. Chucks them on the floor. Not once did she drop eye contact with me in the backseat. It was intense.
She climbed over to the driver seat still facing me straddled Ken both arms hanging over the back of the seat still dangerous eye contact not releasing…….I hear a belt being undone ken’s pulling his jeans down to his knees and she sits down straight on top of him as he feeds his cock into her pussy…she bottoms out Ken groans loudly fuck that means she must be tight as fuck because he’s usually quiet like a church mouse .Still looking directly at me I can see the right side of her mouth start to lift it’s a slight smirk. She’s got me now! 50-15 match point
She spends the next 10 minutes slowly riding him looking at me in the backseat both of your arms are draped over the back of the seat ken‘s facing forward it’s unbelievably hypnotic and sexy as fuck this is the first time I’ve ever witnessed someone having sex with another person right in front of me and using eye contact to enhance the situation it’s intoxicating she starts picking up the pace lifting and then dropping down on them harder thrusting up into it and they’re starting to really pick up a good rhythm now I’m so bad up sitting in that backseat staring at her I can’t remember being that excited
There’s still people walking around this car park coming from McDonald’s I distinctly remember a young couple early 20s walking past the car we had tinted windows but you could still see slightly in there they didn’t need to see in the car to know what was going on because at that stage she was riding him so hard the car was rocking she was so vocal you could’ve heard her from 10 m away this young couple stopped at the drivers door window and appeared into the window for a closer look they stayed there for a good 20 to 30 seconds I was concerned about the amount of people around us and the amount of noise and movement that was going on inside our vehicle I feel a tip on my left knee I’m not sure what he wants once he’s got my attention his hand goes back to her he grab her boob tube lifts the bottom part up to expose her right breast it’s absolutely amazing and probably the best tit that I’ve ever seen in my life they were natural they were huge and they were unbelievably firm to the point where when she walked they hardly moved drooped and while she was fucking him they were still perky ken reaches back grout my left hand and put it on her right breast I can’t believe it he’s letting me sit there and touch her tits as he’s fucking her and she’s getting absolutely demolished now ken has a decent size cock I’ve seen him fuck a few chicks but not fully in depth like this just the odd walked into the room quarter in a situation walked out probably slightly bigger than mine but not as thick and she’s getting absolutely drilled by it suddenly I realise I’ve been sitting there holding onto her tits for a good five minutes I come out of the trance that I feel I’m in and I look up to catch her smirking at me she knows I’m touching your tits she knows how hot and bothered that’s got me she could probably see the huge erection I’ve got in my pants at the moment and I can’t relieve myself I could but I’m too afraid to do it she winks and I sit back down and enjoy the show they fucked for a further 20 to 30 minutes I sat there with a big shit eating grin on my face the whole time I could hear Kenstarting to pick the pace up suddenly the movement starts becoming rapid he’s about to come she sees it and she picks it up 30 seconds later they are going at it like jackhammersand they both end up coming extremely loud we went back home after that Anika stayed with ken at his house for probably two weeks we didn’t realise it but she had run away from home at the time so she needed somewhere to stay Kim was more than happy to oblige sit up at his place and then spent the next two weeks absolutely drilling her into the mattress in his bedroom all the lounge or the garage or the backyard bathroom kitchen front lawn those two fucked everywhere three times a day for two weeks if I was to ask ken now who has best sexual experience was worth I would put money on it that it would’ve been this girl this was probably the first significant voyeur experience I had and probably the reason why I find soft swing and swinging so interesting my girl at the moment is new to this sort of thing but very keen to explore we’ve decided to ease in with couples FaceTime sex just to experience the voyeur side. An earlier partner and I decided on a path of experimentation that’s lead me to some of the funniest stories that I’ve ever come across some of them have been so outrageous I didn’t believe them myself we had some amazing adventures met some great people and did some really dumb shit! Right up my alley that is I’m all about stupid shit you think about later and say what was I thinking! Let’s do it again!
I’ve got true stories or encounters that I haven’t even told my best friends because they are so outrageous that they wouldn’t even believe me and I’ve never had a problem with friends counting on my honesty sometimes I’m wondering if I’m just a big magnet for things like this I had a significant event happened to me just two weeks ago staying in the Airbnb in Hamilton it was unbelievable and made me feel like I was in adequate I needed to explore more I don’t think I am I think these two were absolutely on a different level of kink
Thank you for reading my story I’d like you to know that the story is true and everything in the story happened to me names are changed but this is one of the most significant events that happened in my life and sent me on a path one that I’m still on now exploring thank you for coming with me on this journey if you like that there will be more coming unfortunately these take a lot out of me due to memory and descriptions my memory is near photographic so I can bring up certain aspects of events and relive them like it was yesterday
thank you
G
