Pulling in at Goose Bay, a long deserted camping ground on the Kaikōura coast, to stretch my legs I noticed a couple walking hand in hand.

They were glancing around as if to check they were alone. She was a slim blond, he quite athletic. The voyeur in me said to discreetly stick around.

They walked away from the sealed road towards the bush - out of sight from the road and any overlooking properties. The lady wore a dress which in the right light was pretty much transparent. As the man photographed his partner she began to tease - showing more leg, cleavage and lifting her dress to reveal that she wore no underwear.

I must have audibly gasped as my presence was noticed. Fortune favours the bold… Let me take some pictures of you both I offered. Oh, no the lady replied. I’m far too horny for that. I have a much better idea…..