I decided on a winter holiday for 23/24 to the northern hemisphere (yes i am still here ETD 10 Jan 24)and was sort of regretting the idea as it was cold and smoggy and apart from some great shopping and the NY firework's in Berlin it was a bit ho hum……..until In a small little country with a very smoggy city with two P&C type shops I struck gold. Just for a look a couple of days ago i ventured onto google and found the place. The Google Reviews where actually good and the reality spot on. Its a mix of CCK and P&C combined…… venue wise……. Keep your lube close though. I purchased a superman equivalent and a lube, blackcurrant if you must know, its my favourite jam. and a toy for my toy box suitable for he/him her/she them /us…. And yes its rather wonderful…….. tempting a curiousness further its is…..anyway Svetlana (not her real name but real close) is the hostess. Petite and as most Balkan women, very nice to look at but can be volatile to touch, Svetlana was the perfect retail assistant. Good English and great to explain the various pros and cons of my selections and answering all my questions. She had already taken my hand, brushed the front of my jeans with her rather tight bottom clad in a short leather wrap around dress with thigh high boots and the obligatory fur lined jacket, buttoned just below the most perfect looking breasts. At the counter she was happy to listen to my story and interested to have a NZ person in her shop….. i took a chance and asked about viagara….. come on im 60 I need some help now and again….and Svetlana pointed me to this sachet which i discovered tastes like shit and lasts five minutes……. Ladies, you've been there huh?

Anyway she mentioned about a massage and said good night…….

So the next afternoon at a loss for an afternoon activity before attending dinner at mother in laws I decided to revisit Svetlana and her amazing little shop. This time having played with the first purchase, decided more girth was required and the possibility of it being double ended to provide a rather exuberant friend in Auckland an experience she may or may not enjoy…….life is short as I discovered when my wife died at 55 of a cancer which took 5 weeks to manifest, flourish and bring her to an end I can only wish on an enemy not the woman I loved……. i digress….. I have been toying with curiousness of a bi persuasion and …………

Svetlana was happy to see me and in no time after explaining my need was in front of a display on a shelf in the corner where she re-aquainted herself with my anatomy susceptible to adjustment on stimulation…….

The double ender was great and what i thought would be perfect for a him and her number 2…… well….. I asked for the massage while paying and paid the fee and was taken to the back and reiterated no sex……..i wasn't concerned, the massage was all i was after……yeah right.

Svetlana entered the room and I was a little taken aback as the other girl behind the counter was I thought the masseuse…… assumptions huh…… stripped and face down she conducted any normal massage with copious amounts of lotion and it felt great……. As I relaxed i spread my legs a little and let my arms fall to the sides…..she did the masseuse thing and worked her way down… yes there where stirrings in the loins and then she just had to play with my perineum and it was all over…… three times she ran her fingers over my butt and down to my slightly swelling scrotum…., a little teases then back she came….. i moved back a little and raised my butt a little and Svetlana did not miss the movement….. she ran her fingers down, the massage lubricant felt warm and tingly and the tiip of her middle finger entered my butt and i squeezed then pushed and she pushed in further…… she said to me more was available if i liked it and wanted more and for a small fee…… of course i said yes. She left the room and came back in a couple of minutes and in the mirrors i could see she had two dildos….. i lowered my head as she lubed up the first one then Svetlana gently massaged my lower back and felt the dildo slowly from the top of my crack and she pushed it down slowly, then I heard another squirt and felt her finger again at my entrance…..smack!……. She hit my cheek and again and again and the smarting from her slap and the complete disregard for the security of my butt. She inserted the dildo rather more easily than I thought she could……. I think I moaned be gentle im a virgin, whereupon she slapped me repeatedly while sliding the lubed dildo easily in and out of me……..absolute heaven once the initial tingling from the stretch was over…… the slapping and sliding in and out continued for a couple of minutes…. I slipped myself back and raised my butt as she worked it in and out……. Wow. Svetlana then just pulled it out and asked me roll over…. She removed her bra…..It was of course a massage with no sex….my free left hand ran feely over her lingerie and as she leaned forward i reached up and played with her nipples on beautiful rounded and firm breasts …. Full of silicone but perfect, she turned slightly and I was able to run my fingertips between her toned thighs and gently pushed into the leopard skin patterned panties……. She stopped the massage and turned fully moving along the side of the table towards me…. I was able to roll my body over and insert my tongue onto her soft thigh and kissed her mound, reaching around and touching her tatooed bum… she pulled back and said i was a naughty boy and got on bed between my legs, She positioned the smaller firmer dildo and entered me again, gently fucking me and it was awesome. She had found my “spot” and it was heaven…..my appendage had swelled and she stroked pulling my skin all the way back and in the fastest time i have ever for sometime to much moaning exploded…. Well minor gusher anyway……she massaged my cream into my tummy and wiped me down with some wet wipes……. We discussed many things as i also applauded her skills….. she had got off the bed and came to me with her breasts in my face, kissing each and moving down her exposed tummy and kissed her again on her panty covered slit….. this time it was wet and my fingertips quickly went to work….. she spread slightly and eased my access and i felt heaven….. the very wet crutch of her panties……she pulled back and said no sex and turned and left the room.

I got dressed and went and paid the additional for my bottom play….. gathered my new toy and headed home as quickly as possible to use both toys and just confirm what i was feeling…… yep. Check the new video.