Seeking a hot wife! Or couple!

I enjoy one glass of wine every night for the health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dancing! (Of course I stole that but I'm still quite funny myself!)

I'm respectful and I look ok in a towel! In that Dad-bod way. I've dedicated the last couple of years to my Dad-bod!! I'm a good mentor, great masseuse and I apply sunscreen very evenly. I'm entertaining and I have a pretty decent banter game! No pressure fun with great wine! And cheese.

Bit rough around the edges. Prone to wearing bandannas to annoy the kids. I have a fairly light-hearted outlook in life. Love deep conversations but always need to laugh. My life is filled with interesting characters and experiences. Sometimes too busy, with work and kids and app upgrades, but that's life these days. I'm entrepreneurial and also involved in the creative industries. Altho that doesn't mean I can talk about poetry!

I'm not that much of a deviant.  No criminal history, no basement, never tried wearing girls knickers!  Not into pain, humiliation or seagulls.   My biggest bent is that I love to share! I love watching!!! And I'm totally into some BDSM and sub/dom if you're that way inclined! Not in the slightest bit creepy and I dance to the 80s!  Even when you don't want me to! 

Love meeting people who can laugh and banter.  Would love to meet someone with a sassy mix of chemistry and hotness.  Totally open to anything developing further, as long as you don't mind me occasionally inviting a handsome guy/couple round to have his way with you/us! 

I can dance - at least I used to be able to! I can definitely hold a conversation - I'm just not sure I could do both of these at the same time!!!

I do love clothing optional nights with sexy couples!