Seeking a hot wife! Or couple!

Also... can potentially be bring a sexy milf friend of mine who is very much enjoying this world as a total newbie!

I enjoy one glass of wine every night for the health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dancing! (Of course I stole that!)

I'm respectful and I look ok in a towel in a Dad-bod way. This is something I've focused on for the last couple of years, proving that I'm also an aspirational goal-setter who likes to see every challenge through! I'm somewhere between a good/great masseuse and I apply sunscreen very evenly. I'm entertaining and I have a pretty decent banter game! No pressure fun with great wine! And cheese.

A fairly light-hearted outlook in life but prone to wearing bandannas to annoy the kids. Bit rough around the edges. Love deep conversations but always need to laugh. Sometimes too busy, with work and kids and app upgrades, but that's life these days. I'm entrepreneurial and also involved in the creative industries. Altho that doesn't mean I can talk about poetry!

I'm not that much of a deviant.  No criminal history, no basement, never tried wearing girls knickers!  Not into pain, humiliation or seagulls.   I do love to share and I do love watching!!! Not in the slightest bit creepy... unless... you're in a cast or on crutches... because then your lack of escape options turns me on! And I dance to the 80s, even when you don't want me to!  Ok, so I am slightly creepy!

Love meeting fellow deviants who can laugh and banter.  Totally open to something developing further, as long as you don't mind me occasionally inviting a handsome guy/couple round to have his way with you/us! 

I do love clothing optional nights with sexy couples!