Swingin’ Like a Pendulum of Pleasure – Batteries Not Included!

About Me:

Hey there, fellow fun-seekers! I’m Gazza, a 40-something adventure junkie from the land of hobbits and hot springs (Auckland, NZ – where even the volcanoes are steamy). By day, I’m a mild-mannered Corporate plaything, but by night? I’m the guy who turns “Netflix and chill” into “Netflix and thrill” with a side of group participation. Picture this: 6’ tall, athletic build (thanks to chasing rugby balls and… other pursuits), with a mischievous grin that says, “I know what you’re thinking, and yes, let’s do it.”

I’ve got stamina like a Duracell bunny on V, a sense of humor drier than a martini, and a collection of toys that could stock a small adult store/ nuclear arsenal. I’m all about consent, communication, and climaxes – the three C’s of swinging success. Bonus: I’m bilingual in English and moans. If you’re into role-play, I can be your naughty neighbor, your forbidden fruit, or even that pizza delivery guy who actually delivers more than pizza. Just don’t ask me to fix your plumbing… unless that’s code for something else. 😉

What I’m Looking For:

Couples, singles, or groups who aren’t afraid to laugh while getting down and dirty. Must love puns as much as positions – nothing kills the mood faster than a straight face. Ideal matches: Adventurous souls with zero jealousy issues, killer playlists (because awkward silence during swaps is a no-go), and a willingness to experiment. Bonus points if you can quote Monty Python mid-orgy or handle a game of strip Twister without pulling a muscle.

Ladies don't leave the heave ho to the men - strap on that bad boy and show me how you put in the mahi.

No drama llamas, please – life’s too short for that. Let’s keep it light, raunchy, and ridiculously fun. If you’re up for turning a simple hello into a full-blown escapade, slide into my DMs. First round of lube’s on me!

Fun Facts:

•Turn-Ons: Witty banter, shared fantasies, and anyone who can make a dad joke sexy.

•Turn-Offs: Bad hygiene, possessiveness, or people who say “YOLO” unironically.

•Kink Level: intermediate – I’ve got ropes, but they’re for tying up loose ends… and maybe you.

Hit me up if you want to swing into some unforgettable nights! 😉