ENM husband, with the ok to be here. Wife has had some health issues. She’s ok. Just not KS ok, you know?

I try to be funny. I’m not sure if it works. 93% sure it’s not particularly sexy. And now I’ve backed myself into a corner and feel like I should say something funny. I’ve got literally nothing.

Had some great times at CCK. Learned a lot about myself.

This is a weird fact. I once saw an VHS instruction guide for a Sybian (it's a long story). It was from the late 80s and was less sexy than the old testament.

So, seeing my wife use their Sybian in person was awesome. I can’t believe what a terrible job that video did. She was in ecstasy. It made me so happy to see her having such a fun and inhibited time. That’s the kind of thing that got us into this lifestyle.

I have a dad bod, but I do groom. I once said I thought I looked ok. Truthfully, I’m horrifically insecure about my body. Posting nudes has been more painful than the time I got sconed by a cricket ball going 110, without a box.

(Half of the ball hit my inner thigh and you could see the seam imprinted in the bruise. I knew a guy who was into CBT and even he thought that was a bit much.)

Love to please. Tell me what to do, I’ll do it. Even if that means telling you what to do. Obsessed with boobs. Might as well just say it.

If you got this far, you’re a legend. I swear I’m pretty normal, whatever that actually means.

Also, if you love to talk about things like the arts and shit, and you want a platonic friend, then 👋

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