About us

he is not much over 4 ft tall and 100 kgs a demon of a man he has and angry 2.7 inch penis that can stay angry for up to 40 seconds he is blessed with 3 tits and looks like an armpit with eyes must be every girls dream

she is a delight at 3ft6  75 kg a snatch on her like Pharlap her ample breasts are something to behold just imagine a pillow case with a hand full of sand in the bottom oh so versatile with an arse like an axe handle across  who wouldn't want her we both have some of our teeth and have decided that brushing once a week has made a marked improvement to our breath

Stuck up , self absorbed ,judgment[re[removed]recious pixies please do not contact us . you are best messaging each other for the next 6 months before finally disappearing  because your to good for every one.

decent caring fun loving people   we want you  

we appreciate people for whats between their ears for their ability to relax and have a good time and be able to accept others as they are , we are not here for cups of t , or for a meal out or a wine we are here for some fun with like minded people who are relaxed easy going and want and hr or two or total relaxation and shutting the internal doors on the outside world to just loose them selves in a filthy fun time where every one is happy comfortable and smiling

we are real we do play we are filthy clean respect and good manners are paramount

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