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mothercoconuts
1 hour ago
Heteroflexible Male, 36
0 km · Wellington

About

36 | Working Professional | Wellington-ish | Metalhead with manners 🤘

Alright… let’s try this without sounding like every other guy on here.

I’m a 36-year-old guy with a good sense of humour, good hygiene, and yes… a decently gifted package (apparently worth mentioning on this site 😅). I’m respectful, relaxed, and very big on consent, communication and boundaries; because the best fun only happens when everyone feels safe and comfortable.

What I bring to the table:
• A sharp sense of humour (laughter is mandatory)
• Metal music lover 🤘
• Clean, respectful and drama-free
• Confident but not arrogant
• Comfortable with couples, single women, trans women, and open-minded people who enjoy good energy

What I enjoy:
Good vibes, genuine connections, playful chemistry and people who don’t take themselves too seriously. I’m equally happy sharing laughs over a drink first or jumping into a cheeky adventure when the vibe is right.

If you’re a couple, single woman, or trans woman who enjoys humour, good conversation and someone who actually understands consent and respect, we’ll probably get along just fine.

Bonus points if you like metal, sarcasm, or terrible jokes.

Say hi - worst case we laugh, best case we cause a little fun trouble together 😉

Vouches

We have met with mothercoconuts a few times now and it’s always a good time. He’s polite, respectful, and great company. But behind that charm is some great stamina and skill — he definitely knows how to keep the energy going and how to make a girl lose control. Safe to say our catch-ups are always memorable. Looking forward to the next meet.😈

Seeking

Female
Single Trans Female
Couple
Female Couple
Couple with Trans Female
Couple with Trans Male
Couple with Non-binary
Age: 18 - 78
Distance: 100 km