Experienced in the world of swinging .

Our ages are correct if you are not interested in a 50 something couple scroll on

He is str8 she is not

Come chill in the hot tub share a beer and maybe more x
Mrs does not play alone

Looking to meet couples , possibly singles too .

Mrs has and still does, on occasion, like the attention of other Females but prefers guys more nowadays . Mr most definitely likes to see Mrs with another Fem . He's happy to see her with a guy too tho , as long as she's screaming with delight and smiling , all is well with the world .

Mr is definitely not into other Guys . He is happy to be around anyone naked but he will not be taking one up the bum for the team ( Or giving ) .He most definitely likes females. Mrs is happy for him to play with other fems when playing with a couple and sometime as a MFF with the right match.

MFFM , MFF, MFM is the variations . maybe more MMMM and FFFF if a group situation ever develops. Ha Ha.

Please ......

If we don't gel and like the look of each other when first communicating , lets be polite grown ups and say so.

We don't take offence at his , we cant all fancy everyone, right ?

But blocking without a thank-you but no thank-you , is just bloody rude !!

We are not a 10/10 and we don't want to be . Apparently they have their own secret clubs anyway lololol.

As well as being slightly above ugly and well below stunning we are now over 50 - this makes us old . We are unsure if old is worse than ugly or vice versa , but be aware you ain’t getting 24 year old faces and top shelf looks !

We do have a good sense of humour though . We are fucked when we lose that !

Thank-you xx

No biting NO JUST NO big turn off you will be kicked out. No water sports thats for the bathroom and flushing.

We do not keep lots of pictures on here . Our jobs are very very public and we work alongside schools , community groups and kids .

We are more than happy to send pics to those that we fancy chatting to or meeting.

Overall we are friendly / 10 happy buggers . (self rated ) you can judge if you meet us x you might even give us a round 8/10 who knows .