Wife's got a FWB. I've got a profile and a fair bit of pent-up enthusiasm. Both are her fault.

Can host. Know where the clit is and don't need a map.

Looking for someone to get filthy with and have a laugh with afterwards. Drink first, clothes off later, no pretending it's about anything other than what it is.

Couples — MFM, yes please. Happy to be the one taking instructions.