I can’t stop fantasizing about your perfectly shaped breasts and how amazing it would feel to run my hands and tongue all over them until they’re nice and moist.

The next time we are together, I am going to slam your door shut. I want to make your heartbeat fast in fear and wonderment as I delicately remove your bra, pushing you down and laying soft kisses on the part of you that drives me crazy all the time.

Hey, you know why I took your shirt off yesterday? It was because I did not like it. Please wear a bad shirt today, so I can take it off! You have been arrested for taking my breath away.