Attractive couple, looking or guys to join us,. we look after ourselves but don’t expect you to be perfect as we are not supermodels. would ultimately like an ongoing guy/ regular for Mrs H we are Just after good connections and great sex. We are not concerned if you are bi or straight sexuality is not an issue for us, we respect all boundaries and situations.

Please read the following, getting sick of guys that think they have a chance and clearly haven’t read the following

1. If you are a guy and are not clean shaved below, don’t bother messaging Mrs H can’t stand pubic hair, females tidy trimmed are ok but much prefer smooth

2. We are not into one offs and don’t play at the drop of a hat, we do play this way in club situations from time to time if vibe is right

smokers, or dug users, again no smokers!!!!

are easy going and not into drama, we are looking mostly for ongoing FWB males for her, there has to be chemistry for it too happen

5. We are in Nelson

6 one liners and generic msgs will be blocked and deleted, don’t bother with album invites unless we have chatted

7 tell us a bit about yourself, guys visiting region are appealing to us

8 no overweight guys, we are in good shape and expect the same, we are both in good shape but not super models, connection is a massive part of attraction.

9. Our thoughts on this site, a lot of time wasters and some lovely people, guys you seriously need to lift your game if you ever hope to succeed here Some of the messages are just pathetic, not difficult to see why some guys are single!

10 if we don’t reply we are not interested, however if you send us a sensible message we will thank you, even if we are not interested.

Ps we are also amused by people that think being vaxxed is something that appeals? We don’t judge anyone on there choices, we would rather hear about your sexual health….