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UPDATE July 2023

I had a sexual misadventure in early may where I fractured my cock fucking doggy style and obliging a request to “fuck me hatder”!. Her words not mine 😂 I needed surgery to repair the fractured cavity wall of my cock and this has resulted in circumcision. This resulted in no sex for 6 was and I have just passed the 6weeks mark before I can have sex with my new cock. Would you like to be the first to test drive my new cock? Please let me know if you’d like to 😉😉

Looking for sexy, imaginative interesting women & couples to chat & exchange pics and video, as well as meet up for …….

Also looking for a couple in Auckland who would be interested in setting up meets in a bar or cafe where i sit at another table & drink in the view provided by the female of the couple. Discreet or not so Crossing & uncrossing of legs, leaving legs open for a longer view etc. We would only communicate via text  with responses & requests to the situation. Is this anyone's idea of a sexy meet?

Also I travel on the Devonport ferry into the city. If you're a couple or single lady maybe you'd be into a very discreet ferry exhibitionist arrangement. I have engaged I this activity before without a single word exchanged between us on the ferry, just looks and glances with discreet knowing smiles.

I also go to the Classic Comedy Club in the city on Thursday nights as part of the audience. Join me and make yourself known or not lol. Grab my attention by dressing and being sexy, I'll notice you ;0).... otherwise message for contact details and we can safely message outside of here on the night. I have chatted with a few couples at the Classic Comedy Club but have been unsure if they were from here or not. One woman called Summer was even playing footsy with me. Come back if you read this ;0). Please make yourself know to me by asking are you a kiwi. I will reply "no, I'm the English_Abroad ;0)

In the summer i go over to Waiheke island, little palm beach for chilled naked days on the beach. Would be good to see any couples or single ladies over there for a no expectations hang out. Always good to chat with sexy people ;0) 

Happy to participate in textual intercourse or any other form of imaginative erotic discourse with like minded females or couples.

Happy to get physical with the right females (in a couple or otherwise) if chemistry and an imaginative intelligent connection is there;0) XX

If there are any women in the Devonport/Takapuna area that are interested in leaving me a use pair of their underwear in a discrete hiding place, and receiving a video of me cuming where their hot pussy has been, please let me know 😘😉😈

Couples who are secure, share everything (no matter how difficult that can feel at times) and on the same page only please.

Interested in cuckhold couples.

No expectations or Sexpectations is the best expectation of all, and in my experience yields only positive results. Believe me, I’ve tried Tinder and it’s a world of false advertising that would give you a 🧠 tumour if you let it.

Take care out there and put a sock on the pickle 🍆 😉Mr English 

If you’ve read this far well done. Now that you’ve got a good impression of what I’m looking for I’d appreciate a comment or message to say what you think, even if i'm not your cuppa tea (english breakfast or otherwise) 😉😂

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