Hi all,

I am a middle aged bi-sexual. Equal opportunity player, I do not discriminate between the sexes. There is a lot of fun to be had with all genders and all body parts are equally treasured.

Being from one of the most open-minded countries in the world I am VERY openminded, it is impossible to shock or offend me, it is all good. I have quite a dark and sick sense of humor which often goes way too far for a lot of people. At the end of the day I am not here to entertain others, I am here merely to entertain myself.

Sexually I enjoy what most people call vanilla just as much as hardcore kinky fun. I hardly have any limits as long as it is all safe and no permanent damage.

As I am totally at ease with my sexuality I also do not really call anything kinky anymore. For me it is all main stream. The most important thing for me is that all participants enjoy themselves.

We all have things we enjoy more than other things so here is a current list of things I do get turned on:

Exhibitionism

CFNM

Causing a female ejaculation. Nothing hotter than making a woman completely gush her guts out lol. I have managed that a few times, but certainly no money back guarantee on that one lol. I will do my best!

Sex in front of an audience

Being watched

Kidnap/ scenarios

Good old-fashioned passionate kissing

Doggystyle

Long hot shower or spa sessions, soaping eachother up

Licking your feet and sucking your toes.

I have done most things I ever wanted to do but two things on my bucket list are:

1) I would be keen to fistfuck someone so if you can help me out with that that would be SO COOL.

2) Fucking a 100+ year old woman or man ... , so if you have an old granny lying around who may be interested in helping me out get in touch as well.

So, now I have freaked out most of you probably, get in touch if you want to have some fun in whatever form ...