Hey, I’m your friendly neighborhood bad decision.

Currently accepting applications for:

•Late-night trouble

•Zero-strings chemistry

•A hotel room that might never get cleaned again

If you’re a mature couple looking for a third wheel who actually knows how to drive, and you like your nights spicy, your mornings awkward, and your memories blurry, swipe right and say something filthy.

Bonus points if you can make me laugh before I make you moan.

No pressure… but also, yes pressure. 😏

Your move.