ABOUT US

We are an easygoing, genuine Kiwi couple happily enjoying the good life. We are secure, very happy together, and looking to enhance what we already share.

We love good conversation, great food, music, the outdoors (we are naturists), and tiki touring around NZ in our caravan or heading overseas. We click best with kind, down-to-earth people who don't take themselves too seriously.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR

We want to connect with genuine people who are looking to build a real, open-minded friendship first.

THE RIGHT VIBE: Honesty, discretion, and mutual respect are absolute non-negotiables. We are looking for authentic people, not egos, game-playing, or performance expectations.

THE ORGANIC APPROACH: If a real friendship forms and the chemistry is mutual, we love the idea of organically smooshing together to see where things go. We don't pre-script bedroom sessions or show up with a fixed agenda - the vibe and mutual trust comes first.

HOW WE CONNECT

We value real connections and do not do spontaneous or same-night hookups. Chat first to see if we vibe and then meet for a relaxed coffee or drink. No pressure, no expectations. If we click as friends, awesome and if a spark develops down the line, even better.

OUR RESPECTFUL ASKS

FACE PICS: Before meeting we would like to see a recent clear face pic in messages.

AGE CHECK: To the ever-hopeful young studs, please move along. She is not offering a MILF experience.

NO SMOKERS: A strict, firm no for both of us.

KEEP IT CLASSY: Unsolicited dick pics are an immediate block. Let's start with a normal conversation instead.

If you want to chat and see if there is a potential connection there, please use the codeword "FOREPLAY" in your first message so we know you actually read our bio.

M & J

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