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Thejohn
3 hours ago
Straight Male, 46
0 km · Lower Hutt

About

Hey. Unfortunately I’m single. I mean I’m happy to be single, but it seems if you’re a single male then that cuts you out of a lot of the action. That and probably my lack of muscles. I could be wrong. I’m looking to broaden my life with pleasure via carnal pursuits etc. Wanting to try new things - couples, groups, banana splits. I’m a young 46 - creative, good with my hands, well co-ordinated, with good sense of rhythm … I can hit you with my rhythm stick. I’m pretty relaxed, can get along with a feral cat. My body is somewhere between Woody Allen and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s. Brain somewhere between Einstein’s and a rock. Sometimes my cock is like a rock. I’m also very respectful and love being sat on. I have girth! I was once told that I have a beautiful cock, with an impressive sized glans. Happy to show on request.

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I’m on the free membership type so can’t message off the bat, so if interested message me first - I will respond. Thanks

Vouches

My afternoon delight with Thejohn was exactly what I had asked for. 10/10 for listening and giving this woman what she needed. He’s attractive, well groomed, and witty - I enjoyed his company as well as his body. Thejohn is most welcome to visit again. 😈👍
I had the pleasure of a 'blind date' with Woody Schwarzenegger as a friend set us up for some 'sight unseen' fun. He took the challenge in his stride so to speak... His bio is spot on - including the lurid details. winky face. Nice guy, nice package.

Interests

Adult parties
Clubs and Parties
Dogging
Group sex
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Safe Sex
Straight sex
Threesomes

Seeking

Female
Single Trans Female
Couple
Female Couple
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 90 km