Shy introverted fella.

At 26 I'm still a virgin and would like to change that, but I'm not the kind of person to just go out and do that. So I'm looking for (preferably) an older woman to take me in and teach me how to please a lady, in this I am eager to learn.

Due to my introverted nature I am extremely touch starved, and would appreciate just about anyone willing to fix that.