Hey there, you delicious souls!

We’re a pair of rural West Auckland mischief-makers with a big private patch of land perfect for play, high sex drives, and zero interest in pretending to be perfect.

I'm a free-spirited pagan witch with a wicked smile and a love for rituals that feel very good. He’s a musician who knows exactly how to make bodies hum in rhythm — fingers, tongue, and all. Together we’re sociable hedonists who believe pleasure is sacred, laughter is mandatory, and good vibes are non-negotiable.

We’re not supermodels (and we don’t chase them). We adore real people — curves, laughter lines, quirks and all. Discretion and respect are our religion too.

What we’re looking for a lovely lady who’d enjoy joining us regularly for steamy, smile-filled FFM adventures. The more regular, the more magical.

We’ve got space to host comfortably at our place and can travel with a bit of notice (adulting sometimes sneaks in).

Single gentlemen – sorry, not this time. We’re keeping the energy focused on the ladies for now If you’re an open-minded, fun woman (or couple) who loves a bit of magic, music, moans, and mischief… drop us a message.

Let’s see what kind of spell we can create together.

Blessed be… and get ready to play.

J & G