Together 18 years, swinging for 13. So yeah, we’ve learned a few tricks along the way 😉. We’re parents too, which means we plan our fun (spontaneity happen just not between soccer practice and bedtime). Sorry if we cant meet asap but we like to think we are worth it.

We love flirty banter, real chemistry, and good laughs. Not here for drama just good vibes, great company, and a little (or a lot of) mischief.

Female half is awesome in real life but hates messaging so it will be mostly male haf you talk with. However, everything is relayed back to her and she has the final say.

Single guys, unless you're bi and keen for mm sorry but we aren't interested.