* Pics of tattoos are what I would like to have done. Don’t know where or which one. Tell me your thoughts 💭.

Too young for no fun. Wanting nsa fwb. 420 friendly. 😊 Straight up gal, great sense of humour, realistic, poor, self conscious, stroppy, cheeky bitch 😈. I believe farts are funny as…and I believe f#*k is the best word cos it can be used to explain most situations and all emotions 💚🖤

Separated from a sexless marriage for various reasons and we own our home together and both stay here. We are still best mates so no play zone here. I do have a campervan to play in tho.

Personal hygiene is a must. If you can’t wash and smell yummy and brush your teeth then it won’t happen. If you want your cock sucked, balls licked and arse eaten then shower, shave and smell good.

I do get turned on by the scent of a well maintained man 🤤. I ❤️ kissing and touching. Hard and fast, slow and sensual, bondage and spanking and mixing it all up.

Adore sex in most forms but there has to be a connection/spark. Don't want a relationship, drama, judgements or clingons. Don't need to know your name, where you live or your personal details. I won't "friend" you until we've met. I won't share pics until I see at least your face.

I'm discrete, clean, (I get tested regularly) respectful and only want sex. If you can't handle that then don't go any further please.

Overweight. Boobs, belly and booty. Also a bloody nice box (so I’ve been told)

Sex is the best exercise ever and so much fun so HELP ME lose weight and quit smoking and become the Poison Ivy I was destined to be!

Warning tho! Due to health issues I can’t do what I used to do but certainly know how to enjoy what i do receive and reciprocate gladly. And I sometimes use a walking stick but that could have more than one use 😏

Can travel but need help filling my car cos I'm a bum. Can't work but want to. Want to see if im worth it 🤨😏

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