I’m here looking for occasional company and good times. What more can I say? ‘Nice guy wants to meet ladies for fun times?’ That going to work? I’m coming to the conclusion that women in Marlborough must be absolutely sated with wild sex and all their fantasies must be being fulfilled. Nobody out there at all is sitting in their cold room thinking ‘I could do with a bit of intimacy! I wonder if that guy with the leg picture is doing anything tonight. Let’s face it he can’t be that unattractive and as long as his tongue works I’m sure he will do’. Apparently nobody. All the hundreds of guys that make up the sausage fest that is this site must be worn out…..or maybe they aren’t getting much too. Dogging? Nah, none of that. Sex parties? Nope this is Blenheim. Maybe vibrator sales are peaking as the ladies go for the one true friend that they can rely on.

So the picture thing. It’s my leg. The system wants a picture so it’s getting a picture. That not enough for you? Well I hate photos of me but I also do public work so if this brief description makes you think ‘I wouldn’t mind finding more about him’ then I’m happy to swap pictures. If we chat and like each other that’s great and if we don’t then what difference would a photo have made? (Unless you are totally shallow and think you can judge a person from a quick picture taken on their phone). I also live in a small town and think I should keep your identify and my identity to myself (certainly not splashed around a website). I also think D-pics should be by permission and not the first thing that hits you in a profile (but if you want please ask).

If you’ve read this far and have any advice to make this description more interesting then please let me know or just connect and let’s see if we can have fun.