Here to put years of research and testing to good use and I suppose the ultimate test!

Lets get the negative out of the way, I can get hyperactive and my mouth operates autonomously so what comes out of it even surprises me! 97.6% of the time it is amusing, the other 2.4% would have you questioning if I have run away from my supervision!

That being said conversations are never boring and can guarantee no awkward silence. Likes to have a drink, and is also very good at making them (my mojitos are 10/10) so if you are just after a drink and entertaining, I have this covered!

I can fix your car, or your house and loves a flat pack, am very handy with my paws so like putting them to use!

These few things can also be applied in the bedroom, am very good with hands, exceptional linguistic skills ( which is literally my favourite, words can not describe the enjoyment I get) which I can assure will be up there with the best you have had. And has a pretty good set of tools on the belt with good battery life and zero recharging required!

Utilise me how you wish, test my skills, this is not talking big game that can not be delivered on, jobs do not get left half done, and high standards are always maintained!

Give me a try, casual entertainment, home improvements and maintenance, car repairs if you wish, this is a nothing to lose all to gain scenario which will be my pleasure to provide!