Looking for a needle in a very questionable haystack…

So… normal dating apps are exhausting 😂 and I’ve decided to change tactics.

Yep. I’m on a swingers site looking for my person.

I can already hear the Karens:

“Ummm… wrong website hun.”
“You know this is a SWINGERS site, right?”

Yes Karen. I’m aware. 😂 😜

And before you reach for the pitchfork, hear me out…

I know how this lifestyle works. I’m not here for a quick hookup, situationship or secret girlfriend arrangement. Yip, crazy aye!?

I’m hoping to find just one decent man hiding amongst the sea of profiles who is also looking for a relationship.

Someone who wants chemistry and connection. Attraction and affection. Laughter and loyalty.

I want the slow-burn stuff. Flirting. Fun. Proper dates. Adventures. Romance. Sitting together doing absolutely nothing. Feeling wanted and desired without wondering where you stand.

And yes, I’m perfectly capable, looove and appreciate sex too. 🥵😉 But in this instance the person comes before the sex.

So if you're here thinking “Surely I can't be the only one on this site who secretly wants something more…”

Congratulations Mickey! We may have just found each other 🤍

Worst case scenario, I remain a needle in a haystack.

Best case? You’re the other needle. 🪡

And to the Karens:
Yes, Im surrounded by swingers and everything in between. I know what site I'm on.
No, I'm not lost.
And no, I wont be leaving 😂 unless I find him!

😘 🫶

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Im based central north island.