Apparently I’m supposed to write something interesting here…

I’m a reasonably normal bloke who has reached the age where I’ve realised life is too short for endless swiping, awkward small talk and pretending I’m “just looking for friendship” when we both know there’s a little more to it. I’m looking for a fun, genuine woman who enjoys good company, plenty of laughs and a friends-with-benefits arrangement — with the emphasis firmly on friends.

I’m easy-going, respectful, discreet and I make no promises about my ability to assemble IKEA furniture. Not looking to complicate anyone’s life, steal anyone’s partner or start planning our wedding after the first coffee. Just hoping to meet someone where there’s chemistry, trust, mutual attraction and a good sense of humour.

If you’re keen on a bit of flirting, good conversation, shared laughs and seeing where the chemistry takes us, say hi. Worst case, we have a laugh. Best case… well, let’s just say the coffee might not be the only thing getting hot.