I am alone on Christmas Day and I’ve been very naughty this year… I’m pretty sure Santa keeps a special list for girls like me 😈

I might need him to come by personally, give me a firm reminder of how “good” I should be, and make sure I really appreciate every inch of his generosity.

He could call in a few of his elves to help keep me on track — watching closely and making sure I don’t squirt my way out of my punishment. Santa and his helpers should make absolutely sure I learn exactly what happens when you end up on the naughty list.

If he comes down my chimney, I promise I’ll help him empty his sack (multiple times)…

I do love a man who knows how to handle a naughty list 🎄😉

Not interested in helping you cheat or people that are all talk but no play…