Tickle my fancy—or I might tickle yours first.
Witty banter? Even better. Naughty minds? Let's get along just fine.

Don’t be shy—just say hi. I don’t bite... unless you ask nicely. 😉

Got a burning question? Don’t overthink it—ask away. I’m not a mind reader (unless you're into that).

Yes, I’m based in Queenstown—but every Wednesday I roll into Dunedin like a midweek mystery on two wheels or four.
Some days I drive. Some days I take the motorbike. Either way, it's always a ride. 🏍️🚗
Feeling brave? Hop on. But fair warning—I don’t do “boring.”