6’7” of trouble—basically a skyscraper with hands. I don’t just reach the top shelf, I could dust it without stretching.

Tall, horny and here for the kind of fucking fun that makes you walk funny and text your mates about it. Got a fat-ass white girl vibe? Even better—I consider that a team sport. And yes—my cock’s as fat and thick as my sense of humour.

No drama, no games—just bad ideas and great stories.

Climb me… bring snacks for the trip. 😈 No blokes.