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Update:: First and foremost, I bloody love this space. For the love of god though, stop bloody sending me dick pics as an opening message. If you haven’t done your due diligence in reading my profile before you message me then that’s on you when I don’t reply. Make me smile at your effort because leading with your cock doesn’t magically make my knees weak. It gives me the instant ick. I have already made a couple connections so will likely not respond to anyone else for now. I am not in the business of over extending myself when I already have a busy life. In saying that some have fizzled out over time on their own through misalignment so try your luck. If for some reason I do reply, I value character, communication, respect and transparency above all else. This is non negotiable. FWB doesn’t work for me without these things. It’s what builds intimacy and sexual connection for ongoing fun for me.

Non smokers and non vapers only. If you require alcohol to enjoy an encounter then please don’t contact me. As a non drinker, alcohol and play doesn’t mix well in my experience. I am not judging your choices so please respect my choice to avoid these vices. I keep a clear head and prefer those I am with to align with that. No drama required over it. Anyone up to 38, please don’t message. I won’t be bending my age preferences.

Recently single and keen to test the waters of this new world. Super curious and intrigued by everything. Not much shocks me. Just letting my intuition lead me for now. Before you message me, read this bio and be sure something resonates with you. I am learning quickly how many are after instant gratification. If that works for you then go for gold but I am different. I won’t be for everyone but I will be right for the ones who see this experience the same way I do. Sensually and pleasurable for all. Hard and fast, I’m not your girl. My body won’t respond unless it’s gentle, sensual and caring. Take your time and enjoy unlocking the treasure box if you think you are worthy. I am classy but cheeky, refined but sexy, humble but curious and loving but playful. Can you handle that?

I am an eternal optimist and will always see the cup half full. I live a very blessed life and am not keen to date right now. You are however welcome to interrupt my peace with flirty banter and sexy texts. I’m a sucker for being told what to do and calling me a “good girl” while I oblige is my kryptonite. I love being touched but great kissing is what will make me putty in your hands. Note the GREAT. Don’t come at me with your open mouth and sloppy tongue cos I will duck. Kissing starts with the lips and if you don’t know that, you probably shouldn’t be here.

I love kindness, sensual kisses, boobs, massages, chasing sunsets, ice cream, beach walks, star gazing, ginger beer, chocolate dipped strawberries, a calm still evening and laughing till my belly hurts.

I don’t love 69s, arrogance, ignorance, people who don’t indicate, liars, disrespect, people who can’t own a mistake and anyone judgmental.

I had a very vanilla sex life while married for 20 years but since that ended I have embraced the sexual awakening that followed. I have fantasies I would like to live out but bear with me while I work on feeling safe enough to share them. I am a bit self conscious of my stripy curvy body even though I am intensely proud it housed two humans. Behind the pics, I have jiggly mum tum which makes a great pillow and resting spot. I am always a work in progress and consider myself a daily growth project.

I don’t have a “type”. I don't believe in them. I care how you make me feel when I am with you. If you have a type and typically I don't match that, please DO NOT reach out. I am not interested in connecting with someone who later decides curvy woman are not their vibe. Men who are obsessed with curvy women to the front. Sex appeal in abundance with eyes to get lost in awaits you. Your character will impress me way more than your ability to lift at the gym. The hottest thing you can do to hook me is make me laugh. I’ve always been a sucker for tattoos and facial hair but they aren’t a must. If you can keep good banter and make me smile at my phone while I read your messages then you have unlocked something very few get to! Enjoy the ride that follows.

I am a chatterbox and will communicate well. I am happy having platonic chats and sexual chats if the vibe is right. I will be transparent if the vibe is or isn’t there. I am more likely to respond if you send a face pic. I am a visual creature so I like to know who I am talking to. I will happily reciprocate. I am single and do not have the need for discretion like some others.

I can’t wait for some great chat and hopefully that leads to some amazing experiences beyond my wildest dreams ❤️