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Update July 2026: NO FACE PIC, NO CHAT!

NB: Bring your flirty A game and top tier banter to the table. This is a non negotiable. I am fed up with low effort. You want this queen, earn a chair. If not, move along and make way for those who will. I am sassy, flirty and will tease in the best way possible when the vibe is right. I make no apologies for my high standards and expectations. Stimulate my mind and the rest will follow. I can appreciate a muscular torso like anyone else but if you rely on the pretty card to get what you want, I’m not the one for you. I’m attracted to your character and the way you make people feel in your presence. Arrogance and ignorance aren’t welcome here. A little insight for you..... a sure fire way to give me the ick is to call me a bad girl or naughty girl. See how quick you can dry a girl up. I have a praise kink not a degrade woman kink.

While I am flattered at the attention from couples and single men, I am not seeking new connections for now. I would like to build on the ones I have. Like most, I am about quality not quantity and the gems I sought on this journey have shown themselves. I am not in the business of over extending myself when I already have a busy life however………

OPEN TO - Women. I adore women in all their forms. Especially love curves like mine. I love the dynamic of FFM and being a unicorn for loved up couples but I am keen to experience some one on one time with a lovely lady. It may be a one off or unlock something I’d like to keep exploring. I am new to pleasuring a woman but am a quick learner for how you like it. Fingers are my kryptonite so hopefully yours too. Flirting with men is easy but with a woman, I’m a little out of my depth. Bear with me x

Recently single and keen to test the waters of this new world. Super curious and intrigued by everything. Not much shocks me. Just letting my intuition lead me for now. Before you message me, read this bio and be sure something resonates with you. I am learning quickly how many are after instant gratification. If that works for you then go for gold but I am different. I won’t be for everyone but I will be right for the ones who see this experience the same way I do. Sensually and pleasurable for all. Hard and fast, I’m not your girl. My body won’t respond unless it’s gentle, sensual and caring. Take your time and enjoy unlocking the treasure box if you think you are worthy. I am classy but cheeky, refined but sexy, humble but curious and loving but playful.

I am an eternal optimist and will always see the cup half full. I live a very blessed life and am not keen to date right now. You are however welcome to interrupt my peace with flirty banter and sexy texts. I’m a sucker for being told what to do and calling me a “good girl” while I oblige is my kryptonite. If you have magic fingers that work at an elite level for women’s pleasure then where have you been all my life! You must know the female body well to claim me. Run of the mill touching won’t get you far with me. I love being touched but great kissing is what will make me putty in your hands. Note the GREAT. Don’t come at me with your open mouth and sloppy tongue cos I will duck. Kissing starts with the lips and if you don’t know that, you probably shouldn’t be here.

I love kindness, sensual kisses, boobs, massages, chasing sunsets, ice cream, beach walks, star gazing, ginger beer, chocolate dipped strawberries, a calm still evening and laughing till my belly hurts.

I don’t love 69s, arrogance, ignorance, people who don’t indicate, liars, disrespect, people who can’t own a mistake and anyone judgmental.

I had a very vanilla sex life while married for 20 years but since that ended I have embraced the sexual awakening that followed. I have fantasies I would like to live out but bear with me while I work on feeling safe enough to share them. I am a bit self conscious of my stripy curvy body even though I am intensely proud it housed two humans. Behind the pics, I have jiggly mum tum which makes a great pillow and resting spot. I am always a work in progress and consider myself a daily growth project.

I don’t have a “type”. I don't believe in them. I care how you make me feel when I am with you. If you have a type and typically I don't match that, please DO NOT reach out. I am not interested in connecting with someone who later decides curvy woman are not their vibe. Men who are obsessed with curvy women to the front. Sex appeal in abundance with eyes to get lost in awaits you. Your character will impress me way more than your ability to lift at the gym. The hottest thing you can do to hook me is make me laugh. I’ve always been a sucker for tattoos and facial hair but they aren’t a must. If you can keep good banter and make me smile at my phone while I read your messages then you have unlocked something very few get to! Enjoy the ride that follows.

I am a chatterbox and will communicate well. I am happy having platonic chats and sexual chats if the vibe is right. I will be transparent if the vibe is or isn’t there. I am more likely to respond if you send a face pic. I am a visual creature so I like to know who I am talking to. I will happily reciprocate. I am single and do not have the need for discretion like some others.

Free of charge: sarcasm cos laughter is life and I don’t take myself too seriously, comedic genius because I was born hilarious, modesty and humility obviously, a cuddle buddy because who doesn’t love to be wrapped up in soft curves, deep chats because real beauty comes from within and a built in dinner date who will get food envy and try to steal from your plate.

I can’t wait for some great chat and hopefully that leads to some amazing experiences beyond my wildest dreams ❤️

Non smokers and non vapers only. If you require alcohol to enjoy an encounter then please don’t contact me. As a non drinker, alcohol and play don’t mix well in my experience. I am not judging your choices so please respect my choice to avoid these vices. I keep a clear head and prefer those I play with to align with that. No drama required over it. Anyone up to 38, please don’t message. I won’t be bending my age preferences. I have them for a reason.