About Us

New to KS but not new to swinging

We’re the couple your mother warned you about, then secretly asked if we seemed nice.

Current hobbies include:

• Accidentally closing down bars.

• Enabling each other’s nonsense.

• Spending far too long deciding where to eat.

• Looking suspiciously innocent.

Seeking humans with a sense of humour, excellent hygiene, and the emotional maturity to use actual words.

Not looking to collect Pokémon. We’d rather meet quality people than everyone with a pulse.

If your opening message is “Hi”, we will assume you’ve used all your available words for the day.