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Funguy35
4 hours ago
Straight Male, 35
0 km · Christchurch

About

Please read before making a match..

I’m 35, Single, and Brown—But Not Boring.

Bit of muscle on me, always clean, smell good, and yes—I do floss. Hygiene isn’t just a box to tick; it’s a lifestyle. If you’re the same, we’re already vibing.

I’m chill, emotionally available, honest, drama-free, and got my life sorted—just missing a cheeky connection with a woman who’s comfortable in her own skin and not afraid to laugh and enjoy a sexy company.

Yes, I have a high sex drive.

No, I’m not here for quickies or one-night stands either.

All I’m after is Connection > Chemistry, and if it’s not mutual, it’s not happening.

I believe in respect, boundaries, and safety—always. If we click, you’ll feel seen, heard, and hella comfortable. I’m a great kisser, hope you’re too… so bring your A-game (or just soft lips and good intentions).

Yes I can host. And I promise—no weird vibes, no pressure. Just a warm space where you’re in control and hopefully giggling at my bad jokes.

Safety, Respect and boundaries will always be prioritised from both parties I repeat lol

Pics coming soon.

Got questions? Fire away.

I do Travel to Auckland, Nelson and chch on regular basis for work.

Let’s talk. Laugh. Maybe kiss. Who knows—maybe more.

Happy swinging, ladies—with class. 😉

Interests

Oral sex
Phone sex
Straight sex
Threesomes

Seeking

Female
Age: 33 - 100
Distance: 500 km