Call me Dan, if you want. Big fan of the Oxford comma, gin, and horror books. Single account, but have a partner kind of looking over my shoulder. We'll see how it goes.

Heteroflexible in that I'm not squeamish about two light sabers touching, as long as the focus is on a woman.

On the 8th day God made green lingerie, and for this we thank him.

Better writer than orator, though I'm pretty good with my mouth.

Summer boy to my core, deep in the throes of seasonal depression. If reincarnation is real bring be back as a lizard in the desert. Strap me to a rock and fry me like an egg. Give me back my sun.

Team Leclerc.

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• 1 oz gin

• 1/2 oz lemon juice

• 1/2 oz simple syrup

• Top with champagne