Update 7650 🙄 probably been more but I’d hate to exaggerate 🤥 …. As much as I’m a sexual being who enjoys ( with the right people/vibe) getting explicit about what I’m thinking or enjoy doing sexually, DO NOT message me as a total stranger and literally dive straight between my legs telling me in rather odd words what you want to do to my 🐈!!!! You literally give me the instant ick and honestly if half the shit some of you men say in messages was said to my face as a total stranger… well let’s just say it wouldn’t be pretty !!! I’m absolutely mind blown at how desperate you think women are!!! It’s disgusting 🤮 !! So if you’re a “fuck boy” who’s ruled by the Dick and thinks with the Dick and is a Dick !! Yes I said dick way too many times …. Don’t message me !!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer ~ After being asked to provide social account details so I can receive a face pic like he’s doing gods work 🙄 I now have to add this ! If you do not have a face pic on KIWISWINGERS ( this website just incase you go - huh ??) and you won’t upload one due to “privacy reasons” ( must be working for the government 🥴) then I’m just going to assume your either a catfish or just a dumbfish ! Either way just don’t message me !

Update ~ my inbox has been inundated with men who clearly have not read all my profile. I’m not desperate for sex I’m well and truly capable of amazing self pleasure, if you want to grab my attention don’t be pushy and rather woe me with an intelligent conversation!

Keen on chatting and if the vibe is right possibly meeting.

Face pics will always get a response , winks will never get replied to.

I prefer talking to members who have vouches and have been members for at least over 20 days.

No face pic no convo- I’m seriously over having to ask. I’m discreet so trust me your face pic stays between us. Cannot believe I have to add this.... A picture of you that is 4k's away from the camera WITH sunglasses on showing only a blurry face and a smile IS NOT A FACE PIC !!!!!!!!! Honestly should I strap a scarf around my face and stand 5k's away from the camera and just smile????? My teeth are super hot 🙄

Winks - Gets you blocked ... if you think a wink turns a woman on you obviously have no clue how the anatomy works!

Wanna Fuck - If that pick up line EVER worked as a first message opening sentence a lot of men on here would be getting laid 🙄 .... it doesn't work on me so scoot along to the next profile!

Non affectionate - If you are not into cuddling or chatting after sex you are NOT my people and i am NOT interested in meeting you. I don't do awkward sex with people who have the conversation capacity of a twig!

What I’m like

I’m relatively easy to get along with. My energy/vibe will vary depending on the energy/vibe I receive from you. I'm intelligent, enthusiastic, confident, sincere, passionate, very naughty,  adventurous and playful and can be very selfless but that depends on you and how you make me feel when I’m with you. I have a big personality and that’s not everyone’s cup of tea, I know what works for me and what make me feel small and insignificant. I prefer engagement over booty calls. I need my mind stimulated and the rest will come naturally.

I’m funny(well at least I think I am 😂) so need that humor when chatting to others.  I love sex, love the touch the orgasms the naughtiness and the togetherness. 

I can be very submissive for the right person and have a few kinks that are only for the mans benefit, I thrive on pleasing and only a handful of men have ever been on the receiving end of my submissive side, i am NOT looking for a Dom, a Dom is a man who naturally progresses to that status through trust and respect and I have men who i trust enough to allow it.

I have a mom bod that has lost a lot of weight, its not perfect but i work hard to maintain it, I am NOT thin, i have wobbly bits but I'm working on myself !!

I’m no ugly duckling though I’m more than just ordinary and I take pride in my appearance. I know my worth and what I can bring to the table.

What I’m like sexually

Sex for me is escapism from everyday life and adult responsibilities. I like to get straight into it behind closed doors so if you are nervous and prefer chatting and cuddling first I’m probably not the right woman for you. I’m adventurous and always curious about what turns you on. I’m passionate and confident. I enjoy eye contact and love having warm cum on my face or boobs. I totally let go of all inhibitions and go into play with an open mind and can do attitude. My preference is men who can also just be themselves and enjoy the moment. Dominant men to the front of the line 😈

How some have described me 

Curvy, Alluring ,seductive, sexy, naughty eyes, passionate, easy to get along with, sexual force of nature, fuckable ( hahahahaha that one always makes me laugh... aren’t we all fuckable 0.o ? ) skilled in the mouth department 😈😈 oh the list goes on and on and ... just kidding. You get the idea 😂

What I don’t like 

Pushy arrogant rude and impatient men/women and Couples accounts that are actually just single men! I will only chat to you through Kiwiswingers so don’t ask for other contact details. People with poor hygiene, sexually awkward, can’t string a sentence together after sex. And men who get shitty because I am not available at the click of a finger!! I am NOT easy and it will take time to get me meet you.

What I need from men 

You must have a vouch/ vouches

If you can’t maintain a conversation then you’re just going to become boring so if you know you’re a shit communicator please don’t reach out !

Availability to play during the day and some weekends during the day. Men who take some time to get to know me through text and don’t just assume that because I’m talking to you I’m going to automatically have sex with you. You need to have the capability to have a CONVERSATION, a non sexual one, I enjoy good banter, good sense of humor and a sense that you want to get to know me before we to meet. Certainly don’t expect you to chat to me every 5 minutes but if the conversation doesn’t flow then it just becomes disjointed and I’ll pretty much just reply with the vibe I’m getting which is a shame because I can actually converse in a very educated way but what’s the point if I’m not getting the same banter back !

If you message me first please send me a *facepic, if I tell you you’re not the look I go for don’t be an asshole about it! And don’t ask me “ what look is it you go for then?” Not your look ok, so move along! 

You must be intelligent, can hold a decent conversation that actually stimulates my mind , breadcrumbs don’t do it for me, it’s boring and low effort and I’ll eventually just lose interest in the conversation and you will get low effort replies , have a sense of humor (laughter for me is soul food), smell good, be confident (not arrogant), have STAMINA, be PASSIONATE and be KINKY  ! Men absolutely must have stamina be passionate and be kinky (yes I repeated that twice ! Because that’s how important it is to me) . I can go for hours ,love different positions, dirty talk and bold cheeky men who take control but are happy for me to dominate too 😈 I’m confident and expect confidence in you as well.

Hard no’s

Anal!

Bare ( no condom sex) this is a deal breaker, I will only fuck you with a condom. If your bare cock goes near my Pussy I will stop all play and ask you to leave! There are plenty of women out there who will risk it, I’m not one of them !!! 

Couples

I’m respectful and very aware of people’s vibes so be on the same page when it comes to sharing each other. If I see you with my lover I’m assuming it’s a full swap, if this is not your intention I’ll need to know upfront as that’s not what I’m after. If I see you as a couple that’s pretty much what I’ll always see you as ! I’m NOT into sneaky sex with the man DO NOT ASK !!! 

A lady suggested I do this and I thought it was very smart. If you bothered to read the whole lot put the word Purple in the opening sentence😊