What you should know before you read any further past these points.

1. Great Tits

2. A mouth that should have gotten me killed by now.

3. Absolutely eliete Taste in music.

4. Resting bitch face with active bitch capabilities

5. An intuition that stays staying 'i fuckn told you so'

6. Enough self-awareness to know better

7. A long documented history of doing it anyway.

8. And somehow the audacity to think ,im the reasonable one'

I am looking for a regular FWB scenario, I have a killer personality, sense of humor and really down to earth.

I'm looking for someone who is genuine, easygoing, and knows how to have a bit of fun. Honesty and respect are important to me, so I'm only interested in meeting people who are genuinely single.

If you're looking for good company, plenty of laughs, and seeing where things go, feel free to say hello.

I have curves. I have rolls. I am not toned and slender.

If that's what you're looking for, keep scrolling.

I do have a child so spontaneous meets are not an option sorry.