Auckland based couple. Well educated and professional. We don't smoke or vape, and neither of us especially drink.

We are time poor so we prefer to skip the whole "bar vibe check" piece. Mainly looking for daytime meetups in the CBD.

She is a milf with exceptionally tight equipment. He's rocking an average enough dad bod, but his tools have the girth upgrade and he has a penchant for giving oral pleasure.

We only play as a couple. We are both heteroflexible bordering on bi with the right people.

We've been around long enough to know what works for us and what doesn't. We like threesomes. We're not so keen on the two-on-two dynamic unless it's a larger group with a number of couples. We only play together. Safer sex only goes without saying.

We're on the lookout for:

• A unicorn (who are we kidding!).

• A bi-sexual effeminate twink.

• Men with exceptionally large loads.

• Couples who want to play in a day-time group (5+ people).

We'll do our best to respond to all messages, but if you don't fit into the above, you may not get a response from us.