Hi my star signs Sagittarius.....half man half horse...
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case
I noticed that what your wearing matches my bedroom carpet
why don't you come here and sit on my lap and let's us talk about the first thing that pops up
Do you wanna play Army? You lie down and I'll blow the hell out of you ;)
hello, could ask you a question?
Are you married engaged have a boyfriend or you just want me to fuck off?
They say "All good boys go to heaven"
But bad boys bring Heaven to you
Lets go turkey hunting. You gobble and I'll shoot.
Could you help me with the vacuum cleaning? You suck and I'll unload the bags.
If a lady picks up particularly hot backpackers hitching a ride.
"You wanna put your junk in my trunk?"
Best one used on me, "We kiss, now", never seen her before, never spoke and learnt that she couldn't speak english:grin: