Categories of swingers

Observational fun, please don't take this to seriously, please add to the list, give them a title and then a description. also feel free to add to or alter descriptions, I shall repost the full list with best descriptions at a later date.

• The Shark. Usually a single male, predatory, can be easily identified by the basic man shadow profile pic alternatively a closeup of Penis (probably not theirs). Cannot read basic English as proven by the number of profiles that have the standard "NO SINGLE MALES" 2 or more times through out them. can be seen circling in the pool waiting for unsuspecting females to enter and then attempting to woo them with the ever popular, hey xxxx PM me, or are there any sexy ladies who wanna fuck tonight in xxx location.
• The Unicorn, the holy grail of swinger couples everywhere, a single attractive Bi lady who is only looking for couples. the ultimate swinger profile who is happy to go down on your wife while you watch and maybe, possibly if your lucky and the wife says its ok let you shag her too.

I look forward to your additions and have some starters below

• The keyboard warriors
• The Kinksters
• The first timers
• The acutal swingers
• The I'm here because of my partner..

Labels are so limiting! 

only if you let them be ?

The Traveler - usually male who is alone in a motel room for a night and looking for someone to come to his room. Might suggest meeting for a drink first.

Sets the  bait  - says they are a couple but when push comes to shove she is busy or out of town so it's just him 

??? Be t don’t worry.... he has permission ...:honest! 

They never have sex anymore anyway because she's just not interested.

The monosyllabic message writer -Hi   and that's all they know, and expect an answer 

The has been... all their hot photos are 10 years old. The 6 pack replaced by a keg. 

Yes I admit I have the T shirt 

6 pack been and gone 

I also admit to being a traveler. I have put that on here but with no luck except for a no show 

1. The Giver  : who never gives 
2. The starfish ; usually blond pretty female who thinks all she needs to do is lie there and close her eyes .
3. the slammer; just   pounds and pounds and pounds...... its not erotic moans u hear its painful   groans.. . 

1. is it a profile when there is no age no area no married status no likes no needs no pics . but hey want u to look at this profile and see what u think . come on people work with me 

Those blank profiles get me sooo hot. The imagination runs wild then reality kicks in ...they're only tyre kickers or should that be fantasy wankers 

I have a blank profile 

And my imagination runs wild of you frolicking in the hills of Okura and old stamping ground of mine..... 

just kicking tyres....

Wasn't kicking tyres in those days naked mid night swims and still do today where I can although prefer swimming of the boat now. But I am having trouble working out my type ??? 

The observer - they visit your profile soo many times - never leave a message and yet your profile says welcome please leave a message so you block them when all they had to do was say something interesting about your profile more than   Hi 

The huffy puffy stalker....notices you looking at their profile and you don’t leave a message because it’s just not calling to you.....so you get blocked. 

The persistent trier  - keeps asking for a meet to give a massage but it's never accepted so gives up and walks away sighing ...

do you two need your own room?

to kick tyres?

whatever works no judging here

No no....I can kick tyres anywhere  

Yep me too re kick tyres -  however prefer to massage frustrations out rather than kick tyres 

Will be interesting to see what happens Monday as have set up a possible meeting down country... being positive they will show being realistic ....???

We only need a room if you are joining us. Four handed massages are great.  

When he says “us” that excludes me

#clarification

Wank banker:  "Hi how're you? Can I look at your pics?" 

AWW shucks     alone again naturally    isn't that how the song goes 

Funny I don't get may people wanting to see my pics although my talent agency  does have to approve them first ....ha ha 

#clarfication if lusty's out so am I