Hi there all you dirty dirty people, thanks for having a peek at us!

He is straight she is bi (cool mix huh, just can't tell my friends dammit!) and we are looking for a couples that we can play with. 

Nothing weird or painful just hot sweaty dirty sex and although ongoing is the ideal situation we can do one off's as well hehe. 

A couple of simple housekeeping tips here.

NOT LOOKING FOR ANY SINGLE GUYS. IF WE ARE INTERESTED WE WILL CONTACT YOU!

FRIEND REQUESTS: We don't accept random ones. We are not here to swap knitting patterns and talk about mundane things, we are here to find boink buddies and bedpals.

Back in the game after some time away in the real world so we are not new to the scene but are not jaded by the timewasters just yet, If you are one of the timewasters, go play with yourself in a corner! 

Sadly we have just met or should I say didn't meet a timewasting couple.....fkers, if you say you will be somewhere......be there. We will always show up to a meet!

We are very much looking for quality rather than quantity  and have a "Fuckit" list to complete and with a bit of luck we may get to complete it someday! 

Flick us a message if we look good to you and make anything tingle...🤪

Cheers and happy hunting!