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shiekoftweak
3 hours ago
Straight Male, 51
0 km · Auckland

About

Update: 15/12/23…sounds like I am one of those rare members that commits to an agreed date. So to start communicating with my opposite (ie a time waster) would be disappointing…😏

I have gone to go find myself...so if you see me please let me know...😛

I am looking for a couple or lady around my age (so as not to be called a dirty old man...lol...(but this is not fixed in stone) to have some fwb fun. 

I have been fortunate to have lived among many various cultures around the world with many (chat around the camp fire) life experiences to share. 

I am never pushy and realize that the pace is always set by the lady, and I always respect that, hence I never have expectations if we meet. However, I have the confidence to take charge...but you need to ask...lol.

My real turn-on is to get my bed partner turned on.  A meet-n-greet would be good to see if we connect...

Will give face pic if reciprocated. 

I am going to waffle a bit now, but more reading for those that want to know more...

I am more into the experience of things, that turns me on, as appose to the "everyone must look like a Greek god" when it comes to looks,  I am not picky as I think I am not really a gem myself. 

But a nice butt and well kept bits have never been a bad thing, on that note : you can have body of CrossFit champ, but the moment you open your mouth and nothing but nonsense comes out, every drop of blood I had that was on its way to give someone a hard time, is circling back up my Aorta faster than Usian bolt.

this will cause the organ I once loved, to invert itself so hard that I turn myself inside out like a sea-cucumber (google that) scarring everyone at the orgy except for the idiot cosplaying as IT for some reason.

I like to laugh, make people laugh and just being an all round decent guy. I have a twisted sense of Humor but I am still respectful.

Only for the brave...😎

you get 3 types of people on here.

1) the guys / gals who pretend they are woman or men to get some sod so romanticized by the Idea that he is finally gonna fingerbang a 19 year old on the internet that he sends pictures of his wife, your wife, bobs wife and the word wife just to get some poon or peen in return. - Wise up people, there are more scammers on sites like these than there are princes in Nigeria willing to send you 5m Pounds because their printer broke.

2) the talkers - talk your ear off, and when it comes to commitment they run away like Forrest Gump runs towards and Ice Cream truck. Meet here, do this, then at the end of the night you are left with a 2hundi bartab and people who "say sorry we didn't make it clear that we are not actually looking for a guy only at the moment" - Its fine, you could have said that from the get go, but let me punch you in the stomach real fast so you at least puke up half of the bloody vodka and red bull you drank.

3) the people that really want to use this site for what it is intended for, to meet awesome people willing to explore and try new things with no hassles, no issues, no kaka, yet they have to be on an expert level of Crime Scene Sherlock homes level of  deducing who is who in the Zoo.

for those that are new, thank you for reading, be careful and be safe and always be kind,

for those of you that are real and have been around the block, I salute you for reading this far without deleting the internet. 

Until my Meat meets someone again, - I hope to catch you in my inbox or in the chat sometimes.

WARNING: Any institution or person using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile (annabel) my cam or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. 

Interests

Adult parties
Cuckolding
Making videos
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Safe Sex
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism

Seeking

Female
Couple
Age: 32 - 56
Distance: 60 km