You have fairly straightforward needs so you're primarily looking for convenience over anything overly staged. Of course you'd like someone vaguely likeable, but it's availability that appeals over anything else. You feel a bit odd in lingerie and your underwear tends to be mismatched. You get by with porn and your vibrating device collection, but you'd occasionally like some skin-on-skin, contact, with another human being. Sometimes, all it takes is a hand up your skirt and other times you want...