Tl:dr; Real, sexy, fun couple. Say hi. So, hi! We're the couple everyone has a theory about, and none of them are nearly as good as the truth. She's usually the one people notice first; he's usually the reason they don't forget the conversation. What you can't tell from our photos is that we're funnier than we look, easy to talk to, and curious about you, not just having you look at us. We arrive exactly as we are. No drinks, no nerves, no warm-up lap. Just two people who like talking to strange...