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Milfdilfandyou
3 hours ago
Bisexual Female, 39
Straight Male, 47
0 km · Newtown, Wellington, NZ

About

Oh hey there…


We’re a married couple looking for fun girl to date, maybe that’s you?

Genuinely fun, funny and super duper easy to talk to.

She’s small, sexy, curvy and West European (and very cheeky!).
He’s smart, broad shouldered, bearded and a well travelled kiwi.

We’re both sex positive and lean (depending on chemistry) towards dominant in the bedroom (but can switch a little) and of course we’re a bit kinky too.

We love good banter, probably drink and swear too much but we’re (mostly) completely normal 🤔

We‘re full of youthful exuberance and LOVE socialising, laughing and just having fun. Not Boring!

We loath drama and suffer from gallows humour (sorry not sorry).

Very open to suggestions, just try us!

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Don’t have GOLD membership? Just , follow or wink us to chat.

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Please Read :

  • Friend Requests:

Please don’t unless we’ve chatted, it’s just weird otherwise. Feel free to follow, or spark up a conversation.

  • S I N G L E G U Y S:

We’re just not interested in single guys, sorry.

  • Girls:

You need to be bi/bi-curious to play with her because our focus will be on FF+M. You don’t need experience to be bi-curious - we will both tell you what to do, and how to do it.

Also, “Sexy” isn’t always about looks, so talk to us and roll from there.

  • Kinks:

Talk to us about what you’re in to, we are very exploratory, broad-minded and accommodating if we find it sexy.

  • Smokers:

We don’t smoke and generally we won’t entertain smokers. Very light smokers may work, regular smokers probably won’t.

  • Personality Disorders

If you suffer from a PD, we’re really sorry to say we’re just not interested.
You will be diagnosed by us very quickly when face to face, and frankly it’s just a waste of all our time.
If you’re easily offended, or banter and laughing annoys you, then you probably won’t work for us either.

Phew I think that covers it. You could also just spark up a conversation too and see where that gets us? 😉

Seeking

Female
Single Trans Male
Single Non-binary
Couple
Female Couple
Couple with Trans Male
Couple with Non-binary
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 km