Waikato County - Local Swingers

Genuine single guy living in Hamilton but works in Auckland, seeking couples and or females for some adult fun.

I'm not the 'bad boy' type, and I don't pretend to be someone I am not......rather I am open minded, willing and respectful of others. I certainly have a 'bucket list' that would be fun to share with someone or couples, and of course I am very open to other people's fantasies as well.

Would be fun to find a fwb. Someone wanting a  relaxed friendship with the naughty benefits, without feeling uncomfortable

Must be trusting, honest, welcoming and just because I am single, you won't treat me as the 'third wheel'

Just because I am single please don't assume I am just another desperate guy looking for notches to put on my bedpost.... I take pride in my upbringing.

Someone not afraid to commuinicate, as its not all about the sex. I am always upfront and respectful of others and their feelings.

If this makes sense then I would welcome your reply, if not then please don't bother as I know what I am looking for and these traits are very important to me.

No time wasters please, and don't play me as a fool,  as life is too short :-)

Back after a hiatus. All work and no play makes for boring life and we would like to change this!

Would like to meet couples in Hamilton and maybe a little further away. Friends with benefits are what we are looking for, rather than one offs :-)

We are a professional couple with young children. We love meeting new friends that we get on well with socially, and more if the connection is there (no pressure). All ethnicities very welcome. We have met some really great people in the past who we still see and enjoy. We are both university graduates and like having good conversation. Interests: photography, movies, gym, dancing, outdoors, gardening, travel, our kids. We have travelled quite a lot in the past.

Please do not ask to be on our friend list until we have chatted/met and there is a genuine possibility of friendship :-)

Open to try new things.

29/12/17 update in its way. Have fun and stay horny. XXX M & D

Profile updated 26/01/16. Hi all you fun sexy people, thought it was about time we gave you an update on how we are doing on our journey into the unknown. 

We are no longer newbies.We didn't just dip our toes we jumped in head first (literally) and have loved every minute of it. My wife took to it like a fish to water, even surprising me along the way. We have met some really neat people so far and hoping to meet a whole lot more. 

We're a happily married couple, very easy to get along with, no hang ups and love sex. We are non smokers, drug and disease free and after 13yrs still very much in love. We're a good looking couple (especially her with her curves in all the right places) who take care of ourselves. Still learning what our boundaries are and happy with yours we aren't pushy. We have a young family so planning is essential as our children come first.

We're looking for couples to be our fwb's. Sorry single guys if we need your help we'll get in touch. Hoping to meet local couples but we're willing to travel for the right people again planning is essential. We love meeting new people and happy to do so over a coffee. Not to hung up on looks but some sort of attraction is good.

If you've read this far well done you might be the type of people we are looking for or vice versa so drop us a line, we dont bite....unless thats your thing then what the hell.  M & D

hi we are an easy going cpl who like meeting like minded people over a few drinks and a good laugh. We are your average kiwi cpl next door, we enjoy the outdoors and lead an active life style BUT the middle age spread has caught up, dammit. We prefer quality over quantity and put the lifestyle second in our relationship . Feel free to message us if you are interested in finding out a little more. We have no preference for same room, full swap or anything else we are happy with what ever eventuates, have had some great nights meeting new couples and just being able to talk freely about this side of our sex lives

NOT looking for single males at present. Please don't ask. We will contact you when we feel like it.

Don't send a wink! We absolutely hate that.

Thanks for showing an interest in our profile, we hope you like what you see.

We would love to find some new friends, who know how to have fun.. though we could teach you if you don't know yet! It's a fantastic night if we can go out for a meal, a few drinks, a few laughs, and if it all clicks that way, a few giggles and squeals. We enjoy meeting people anyway, so if it doesn't pan out for whatever reason, we still have a great night out. Never any pressure, at all (and we do act normal in public!)

We are a very happily married couple, together 21yrs. We have a great sex life, and love each other to bits. But hey, sharing is caring!

We are relative newbies, but we think we are pretty good at it..  We have loved our experience so far, and we love the new friends we've made too.
Our main drivers are sexiness, intimacy, friendship and fun. We enjoy hanging out and being 'normal' too, rather than just a quick fuck (though, we do LOVE to play). We sometimes travel around a bit with work and pleasure, so don't get hung up on location too much...though local is convenient.

If you want to catch our interest, write something. Don't send an automated message!!

Please have photos too. Though we are all about fantasies (yours or ours) there still has to be some reality in that you are a real person!

Please try a bit harder than an automated message or wink, as we don't look at those. EVER!!

You can tell by our photos, we like showing off. If you like them, let us know. We respond well to encouragement...

We are very discreet, and we do expect you to be too. 

Have a good time!

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Very openminded couple, love trying new things and chatting with other like minded people. We are looking for either couples or singles to explore playing with. Will be taking it slowly.

To all the guys out there... if you're going to message us, try something more than "hi, hows it going" or "Wanna meet up". We do like kinky chat, but a bit of intelligence and effort is always going to get a better response. Also, would prefer chatting to guys who are part of a couple rather than singles.

We do have private pics, however as we both need to agree to share them don't be offended if your request takes a while.

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Very clean and very discrete, need same back. Looking for guys, ladies, or M/F couples wanting for some extra fun. Good sense of humour, not shy. Married so cant accommodate though sorry.

Hi, we are a very happily married and laid back couple and we have been enjoying this lifestyle for the last four years. To keep things in perspective for us we only play at CCK and have met some wonderful people in the process. She is a part indian beauty who prefers the ladies and he is a muscular and fit sex machine ( according to her Thanks for looking at our profile, feel free to message us or chat if you see us in the chatroom.

Good looking couple with great lines of communication.

keen to explore this brave new world together.

We have had a bit of experience now and have a better idea of what we are comfortable with, and what we are looking for.

Mrs Is turned on by Mr Playing with other woman, but still likes to have power of veto in the moment ( not that she has ever wanted to use it yet). Ultimately we like situations where we are both playing with someone together.

We would be keen to get to know a friendly single lady with similar mindset, meet for a drink or something with no pressure to play, and see what happens from there. Ultimately we are looking for friends with benefits that we can get to know further over a period of time and continue to explore things with occasional naughty weekends away and so forth, but also happy to live in the moment for spontaneous fun of that's what ends up happening.

We could also be open to the right couple who is happy for us to both play with thier f and thier m just join in with own. But we understand this is not what most couples are after, and it would have to be something you are genuinely into.

Sorry guys, Mrs has no interest in playing with other guys, So you need to be ok with, and respect that.

Discretion is expected and assured

Non smokers only please. Ashtray mouth really kills it for us when it comes down to business. 

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We are a fun, professional couple looking to meet other couples with a bi-female that are happy for everyone to be involved, were also not averse to single bi-femmes or bi-couples joining us too…

Were ordinary folk and don’t claim to be body beautiful’s or gym bunnies (but Mrs Norty certainly scrubs up very well).

When were with couples with a bi-femme (or a single lady), we enjoy it most when the focus of the fun is the women getting it on, and the night evolves from there.....

We usually play as a couple, but both she and he will play alone if an interesting offer should come their way.

SINGLE GUYS - We probably wont reply ...... But we know that you'll still try.

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We are an honest, open minded couple looking to spice things up by adding another male to the mix for nsa fun. Hubby is straight and not into males but is keen to share his wife.

We are not supermodels. Mrs has had kids and recently lost some weight (but still... cuddly). But is confident in herself and very horny so if you can handle that, awesome.

New to this and still finding our way but Hubby would love to watch wife be thoroughly worked over by another man before joining in.

Feel free to message us if you're interested and ask us anything you'd like to know and we'll check you out.

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Hey, we're a clean attractive couple looking to have some good clean no strings fun (and lots of it) with like minded ladies, couples and selected males, We know what we want, we know you want or you wouldn't be here looking, we're discreet and expect the same, we're genuine, we are both bi, but this isn't a deal breaker, we are both keen to share each other with other men and women and please them both.

Don't be shy, you can only ask, we are quite choosy, but will reply to any message that is honest, well written and genuine - one liners will be ignored and deleted.

We are soulmates.We like to have a few drinks,a dance,a hot spa,etc.We are young at heart and fun to be with.We are particularly looking for a bi female for Mrs Copperhead.Mr Copperhead enjoys seeing his wife enjoy the pleasures of another female.He is very respectful and because we are soulmates feels what she feels. If we are interested in Males we will contact you.Bi males are welcomed.

A little bit bored with life. Looking to see if anything is out there.

Oh and maybe get some pointers on taking better pics.

looking for friends and maybe a bit of spice.. no 3 minute wonders need bother.. she needs more than that.. prepare for something different. an imagination is required

message us and lets see what can happen

We prefer locals if possible, as travelling takes time to organise. looking for more of a regular playmate..playtimes are restricted to evenings mostly, so if this works then give me a tingle

for those hoping to get some action, a normal everyday conversation is your best bet.. she will not respond well if all you talk about is how much you want to fuck her.. we guessed thats the case by your contact in the first place.. a civil conversation is much appreciated as it shows you also have a brain in your head.. have a nice day and hope to have a decent conversation with you soon

we ALWAYS meet for a no committment coffee first and rarely play on a first meet. if you turn up expecting it, you wont get far. She needs to have chemistry with my playmates. Neither of us play solo.. so met is with both of us in the first instance. And for those stil firing live rounds, there is no question over rubbers.

yes miss cams. yes she have tits... this does not mean she will get the 'girls' out for your enjoyment. constant asking and refusal gets very annoying.. so dont ask.. we dont often do private and find little enjoyment in cock cams.. unless i personally choose to watch one.. again dont ask me too..

we would like to meet some couples, with bi female. Mr (older gentleman) has afew fantacies that require a bi lady. although she is stil new to the bi side of play. someone with a nack for teaching would be great. She's not sure about one on one play yet, but keen to explore. 

For those single males that think they have what it takes, you do have to meet MR first, and understand im no longer swinging solo. neither is he.. feel free to chat and be assured he will be with me when we meet

We do NOT play solo so if this is your expectation, Dont bother please as refusal is annoying

For those of you brave enough feel free to send us a message

AN UPDATE....I would be interested in single males (between the ages of 48-55) with the view of something more with the right person.  Would like to carry on with this 'lifestyle' into a relationship.  I enjoy it, so why give it up  I would be perfectly fine if this is what you would like to do as well.  Looking for someone around my general location of Te Awamutu/Kihikihi.  Send me a message with a face pic  

I do enjoy sex....when I can get it.

Looking for a bit of fun and a good time. Not into pain. No strings. Nice relaxed atmosphere. Discretion is a must. Prefer non-smokers and older males/couples (45-60ish). Please put some thought into messaging me. One-liners won't get a reply, sorry. Your pics will get mine. I do have a young child, so things have to be worked around family commitments. Won't always be able to host at mine.  Oh and I am not a gym bunny, so if that is what you are after might pay to look elsewhere. I AM NOT bi or bi-curious.

I do ocassionly have a male that would be interested in joining that could make up a 4some.

Thanks for taking the time to look at my profile.  Please don't be offended if I don't reply.

Please don't be pushy....If you are I will just stop chatting and I won't see you (hope this is clear).

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we are a happly married couple we really enjoy having alot of fun together in bed, we really enjoy our sex life but like to keep it hot and are thinking we may want to spice things up abit with a similar fun loving open minded couple

We are new to this and as of yet to swing but think we are ready to take to plung !!!

we are very open minded !!! we would be keen to catch up over net to start meeting similar married COUPLES for possible real life fun times so say whats up an we will see where we all end up

.......NO SINGLE MALES AT ALL ........

Just here to perv at the pics, an see whats happening in the swinger community. Im currently in a relationship an playing up so meeting for a drink at a bar wont happen. can organise to meet at a more discreet location. So if this isnt for you haere ra. Keen to meet the rignt people who want no strings attached sex. Have face pics an other photos. So if your looking for a single male send me a wink/message an see what may happen.

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I am a male self employed professional good sense humor and an open mind love pleasure and fun. Looking for real time playmates.Enjoys all things sexual and  giving as much as recieving pleasure.I prefer my life to be uncomplicated and not looking at changing it im descrete and respectful, easy going clean and tidy  expect the same: any thing else feel free to  ask.keep in shape and enjoy good company. Repectful ,confident patient and enjoys pleasurring  a women who enjoys the moment and who is not afraid to communicate what excites and gives her plaesure.Love  nothing better than painted toe nails very sexy.

We are the real-deal - are you? If so read on, if not, well you won't read this anyway and you'll send us a spam saying 'hey there how's it going'. Whatever.

Top of the list for us and 100% non-negotiable is you need to be fun, communicative and have a cheeky love of wild sex! It's personality first for us. This year we are particularly looking for couples who are confident, without issues, full of life and appreciate the joys of bi-fun. If we can get enough of you we can host private parties / orgies. Just read that again and think about it ... yeah lovely! BUT you have to be swingers, real swingers, not complicated, insecure or as dull as a wet weekend on an industrial estate. Just saying... 

We are Waipa-based, genuine, experienced, professional, creatives, drug free, huge fun, very discrete, looking for similar bi-curious or comfortable males, females & bi-curious couples. Bi for us means you give not just receive, c'mon now play fair! No strings, no hassles, no complications, no attitude, no dreamers, and especially NO PROCRATINATORS & TIME WASTERS, just genuine swingers 30+ with experience of the world, and a genuine desire to have adult fun. Those with playing away from home - please bypass us. We don't judge you, it's just we want a simple life without risk of drama. We are here to swing, not dither, think about it or navel-gaze. Sorry - no plain partner-swapping - we prefer naked people fully interacting and engaging with each other in the same space. Into skilled lovers with a sense of humour who can perform (like us!!). If you have phimosis - sorry not for us! Trimmed or shaved tackle is essential. Smoother the better... Wild bush went out with the 70's.

Single chaps - sometimes we like to organise 'quickies' and will invite a couple of you so you need to be OK with that - its why you need to be social and secure in yourself. Drop us a line to put your name down for some fun

We can and prefer to host for first meetings with single chaps - with couples we are happy to come to you if you prefer or somewhere neutral. We split our time equally between the Waipa and Auckland and would particularly like to meet couples in both who are a match. We are are happy to hear from folks passing through this area. WE DON'T PLAY ALONE. Sometimes we are too busy to play. When we are around to play we are on a mission so we like to move fast and make the most of opportunities

We are verified members - you will find us absolutely genuine if you get to meet us. Please don't ask for Cams as we prefer the real thing. If all of this sounds a little prescriptive for you then bypass us! We DON'T DO DINNER, dancing and all that jazz - just great sex and great company. Couples - We are happy to exchange messages here and photos, and if that buzzes a long nicely then maybe a quick drink to see if we click, but please lets not make a meal of it ! 

Look forward to hearing from you! John & Lisa xx 

Hi there

Message us to get to know us better, we both have very busy lives with family.  When we have time we love to go on romantic evenings, have a few drinkies and see what happens.  We are very much down to earth people and love to travel, mostly overseas.  Drop us a line to see what we are into, likes and interested in, bye bye!

Hi. We are a happily married couple for 15 years. We have branched out in the last couple or three years and discovered a liking for sharing and exciting experiences with other couples and at the CCK club.

We work hard and have kids at home, so planning is essential, as time is little.

We enjoy the club CCK and would like to see a few more people there.

We would like to make friends closer to home also, like friends with benefits.

We love our motorbike and travelling to rallies and away to places for down time.

If you think we may click, send us a message.

Sorry, no single guys, we will contact if interested.

Cheers

us2ykato

Hi,

I am looking for a young slim couple or single female between 30 and 50.

The lady must have size C to DD breasts and the guy must be well endowed.

Why should I settle for anyhing less than I have now.

You should be easy to get along with and be able to accommodate.

You will need to be within 50 km of Tirau.

You must be discrete as I am.

I am after a  NSA sexual encounter.

Please don't message me if you can't offer what I am looking for.

Hi. I'm a quiet, average sort of guy in most respects. Good sense of humour and having a laugh is important. I'm polite and won't be crude (well not until we know each other lol). Not after any one thing in particular - open minded to anything. Happy to chat online - erotic or friendly, happy for a coffee, or happy to roll in hay (so to speak).

Will take you for who you are, not what you are.

I'm a sucker for a great personality, looks only get you so far in life and I really believe being "nice" is an awesome virtue.

In terms of playing, very little is not worth considering - basically if it gives you enjoyment, then it must be worth a crack. Life is too short not to give things a go.

Really enjoyed a couple of 3somes - doubling up to please a lady is great.

I respect the view of those who don't wish to contact or meet married people. Let me know and I'll leave you alone. Please don't judge though, people are complex beings and put two together and you can treble the complexity.

We are a loving couple, been together for almost 8 years. Looking to bring some casual fun into our relationship, if this sounds like you feel free to email me (removed by admin)

Young couple looking for a male or female & couples keen to do swaps or group play were wanting to explore & experience fantasies and naughty desires xx send us a message

Hey everyone, me and mr are looking for new horizons for us and want to add some experience and fun into our lives. First time doing anything like this, me and mr are shy to this but are willing to love the experience. 

We are looking for a girl or a willing couple to join us.

So if you and you're partner are interested in a 26 yr old well packed, sex driven, sexy tattooed, loving man accompanied by a 20 yr old high strung, bubbly, sex loving, mystery girl who will keep you two on your toes, then feel free to send us a message, we will reply if interested! 

Until we speak, stay safe and happy! 

A & B xx

If interested send me your email please so i can get in touch with you. I can't send any emails out. ☺️☺️

We are pretty straight up,we are also pretty laxed.

We have been together 23yrs,married for 5.So in a stable relationship.

We prefer friends with benefits,but a quickie isn,t out of the Q.

We are clean and discreet.we expect the same in return.

Make us laugh and your sure to get our pants off.

Heavy Metal,Leather and Harley Davidson.those are our love,s in life.

Check us out,you may find something u like.

"STAY HORNY WE MAY FUCK U SOON."

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Young fit guy with good looks seeking girls, guys and couples.

I'm totally bi and have no problem with that please send a message as I'm down for anything.

More than happy with one-offs but considering a fwb in my area. 

Hi, thanks for taking the time to look at my profile

I am a single, fun seeking individual who likes to look after himself. I am a professional guy that is looking for single ladies and adventurous couples who don't take life to seriously and are into sensuous fun

I enjoy sex and the fun you all can have, its not just about one person...enjoy mfm, gangbanging, mff, dp, dvp and other fun activities

Am comfortable around other guys and enjoy playing with couples and groups

Here to please n tease  

Text me see where we go from there x 

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Im a friendly, out-going, good looking guy. im looking for lots of fun and pleasure! im very open minded and have a very high sex drive and lots of energy to burn open to all ages and love the curves too! i love to give pleasure and will go to any length to achieve this!   send me a message if you like what you hear! 

Hi all, we are a loving couple who will only play together (No, really. Danni does NOT come without Erik) and are looking for a couple to share with. We enjoy dinners out, a few drinks. We are into full swap, same room, so want to meet others into full swap as well.

We've discovered we're not that hung up on looks, but we tend to gravitate towards people like us, i.e. can hold a conversation with us, reasonably self aware, smart and not too cocky (although a wee bit is okay!). All of which we're not going to know until we meet. Hence we prefer to meet first, and see how things go.

We have kids most weekends, so when we can slot someone in, it will be only occasionally.

We won't meet without seeing face pics first, so don't dilly dally. Also feel free to send a wink, we don't mind, that's what the button is for.

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Hey, 
I'm just a normal guy looking to meet some like-minded people for some nsa fun.  not pushy or arrogant in anyway. I'm not really looking for anything too serious just some fun and laughs hopefully. 
I'm always clean and well presented and don't take myself too seriously. Plenty of stamina and unselfish. Can be a little bit kinky in the right circumstances and very open to suggestions.
If you want to know anything else about me then please just get in touch.
I do have photo's upon request if start to chat with someone.
Realise that it's hard for some to reply to the barrage of messages that they receive but even a no thanks to the profiles/messages that have been written with a bit of thought sould be nice!!

hi i liv in hamilton email me ur number and ill get back 2 u

Hi we are a Fairly new couple to this (Had 1 amazing experience so far mmff)

We are now looking for a like Minded couple to eventually meet after chatting etc with the hope of becoming long term fwb, we will take our time to make sure things are exactly right and a little planning will be involved as we have children.

We consider ourselves to be a fun intelligent couple that can hold a good conversation.

Hubby is Known to be a little on the cheeky side which can be a lot of fun and loves BBW.

Wifey is a little shy at first but once she gets to know you that all disappears.

Both love the idea of partner swapping and exploring our curious side, everything we do we do together and will never play apart so please don't ask.

We are not shallow but believe that there has to be a physical attraction of the face (not body) so initial photo swap after contact on both parts would be great to see if there is, and please don't be offended if we decline as we feel quite bad doing it but we would rather be honest than muck you around.

Body wise we are not looking for the perfect 10 super model as we are not that either after having children, so don't be shy send us a message and we WILL REPLY.

Doesn't worry us either if you send a wink, we understand it's just a way of saying hi and don't expect you to give your life story straight away (it's not a job interview) when your just breaking the ice just like in the real world lol 

Just starting to explore need some help and guidance, and for those who are wondering yes we do reside in NEW ZEALAND, we are lovers and very much in love with each other but do not at this time live together.

Dont you just love it when a man can go all night long, If the answer is yes then he is a man that has refined the art of multi orgasms for himself and in doing so the lady is the recipient of much tenderness and excitement all night/day whatever her pleasure. It is worth a try, so dont be shy.

If you are that person or couple please say Hi, would love to be able to be a part of your lifes experience

He at this time is in the bottom half of the North Island and looks after his invalid wife 24/7 until he gets respite leave to be able to play and She is in the Auckland area, he travels to be with her and so that is our base at the moment, Timing and availiability may be at times difficult to arrange, but all things are there to be overcome

We both play also as singles at times.

Both of larger build and High sexual drive.

Not looking for single males at this point of time.

Size Queens sorry hes not as they say hung so you are going to miss out on all his skills.

Hung guys sorry lady is not into them so if your a gods gift keep on looking. she is not into Anal. Is looking at re-awakening her Bi Side

We prefer bareback but not essential.

HIS RANT; Males only profiles we will only respond to you if; you have filled out your profile fully and provided a face pic availiable to be viewed by all, have written more than 200 words about who you are and likes and dislikes.. we dont expect a biography just a little about yourself. If you dont have this on your profile your message will be deleted and your profile blocked. For those of you that have telegraph poles between your legs, no you are not just average. Average is between 5.5 and 6 inches not 7-8-9-10 or eleven. and yes have heard the old story it looks bigger in the pic than it really is and oh i thought 8 was average DUH. Also if you cant string more than a few words together verbaly or written forget it and if you use txt speak then your doomed, minor abbreviations are acceptable .

He is also looking for a NSA contact within the lower nth island for the times inbetween travelling to Auckland. he now has found a fb in his area as well and we are looking for mff for her to experience for the first time with her

Looking to meet other interesting couples and maybe finding some great friendships as well, plus good adult conversation and company.

guideline for life

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And finally Tenth ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

Ok guys/girls we are on the look out for a someone who will follow through not just talk about it. Someone who will respect us and we will do the same to you if you have a read and are keen please send a FACE pic and a bit about yourself other wise we wont even respond we are tired of time wastes thanks.

About us: We are a normal married couple who are looking for a open minded Male/Female/Couple of about the same age to have naughty adventures with us. We have been playing and having fun for over 15 years now.

We have a very active sex life. We moved to Te Awamutu from Auckland about 4 years ago to Become Dairy Farmers and Loved it.

Married Couple been together 20yrs looking for a male/ female / couple for on call three sum fun but discretion is a must!! Not looking for anyone to forceful or way too creepy and please no one over 45ish!! Please if interested send a face pic and bit about yourself and please understand that we want someone who knows what to do in a threesome situation and that does not need to be directed!!!

Mrs Boogie: Blonde hair shoulder length, Blue eyes, Bra size 20FF, Curvy Girl not no skinny mini understand that. Mr Bazinga: Shaved head, Brown eyes, we would hope no bra lol weight big ish boy.

******No Bi Males please*******

Also looking for a Bi female for Mrs boogie I am Bi not bi curious and not thinking its cool to put it on my page I am Bi and if the woman wouldn't mind playing with both myself my husband even better.

So if this sounds like you and your interested then send us a message whats the worse that could happen we dont like you and you dont like us come on you only live once but dont be toooo creepy!!

Please Don't come chat to me Mrs Boogie and say you read my Profile but you don't fit due to age I am sorry its not going to change I wont sleep with some one close to my fathers age don't have daddy issues or say I have emailed you and sorry don't have a face photo sorry to us no face pic or cam to show face tells us your not really going to follow through Sorry but please respect this.

WARNING: Any institution or person using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile, my cam or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy & will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well.

Seeking a secret lover who is a swinger - I can host

I'm looking for a lady so that we can enjoy one another's bodies and have real fun together AND with another couple if that is your wish. I LOVE giving oral so long as you're clean and I LOVE looong slow foreplay - do you?. I think of myself as a happy man.

Maybe the odd weekend away from time to time but certainly a few movies and maybe a Thursday night dance?

FLAKES and FAKES - do NOT reply - Absolutely sick of men pretending to be women - what a bunch of SICKO's!!!!

It is not all about ripping each other's clothes off and screwing flat out - it's about the subtleties of flirting sexually, of taking time to disrobe each other, subtle exploration and tantalising touching, prolonged foreplay and THEN the ultimate satisfaction.

Like many I enjoy some of the finer things in life, nice wine, nice clothes, good food, nice music, dancing and good company with others who appreciate the same things.

A keen interest in sport and business has enabled me to travel the world and I would love to meet others who enjoy these activities too.

I like to think I get on well with just about everyone and I can carry on an intelligent conversation with most people most of the time.

Quite simply I enjoy female company, I'm pretty uninhibited, love sex and all it offers, do a great sensual erotic massage and want to give pleasure.

I'm really keen to meet a woman, or a couple, who will join me in sexual activity and also maybe with couples sex or group sex if you want to. I don't want to be too prescriptive here - simply that you enjoy sex and have experienced, or are looking to experience, the joys and excitement of couples or group sex. 

Oh, and I LOVE women who flirt - they have the personality I'm looking for!!!

Go on mail me - we can have some REAL sexy fun - Oh, and I've been told I have a really good tongue!!!!

Yes, I am married and not looking to change that - I am married for the second time, my late wife died many years ago, and my second marriage is devoid of sex and basically I'm sick of living like a monk. 

Baz