STI testing ahead of parties... - general discussion + Any same/next day facilities in auckland

Hey guys,

I've been lucky enough to come across a host who to my delight is ensuring all attendee's of a private party are tested ahead of the event, unfortunately it is rather soon, so I'm seeking advise on Auckland's fastest service that will send email or text results (so I can share).

I've attended a lot of parties with this rule in London, the good thing there is there are loads of amazing same day services etc. But my particular praise of people responsible enough to do this at parties (and no these are not bareback parties) is the simple thing that us swingers are mostly guilty of..   Oral without protection..  lets face it, not many want to suck on a condom, or be sucked through one, and does a solution even exist for oral on women?

I don't know the statistics, but from what I've witnessed most people are great at wearing condoms for penetration.. not so much the other way round...  

Curious to hear your thoughts and about facilities...

Even if you were to get a clear test, there are some diseases that will not show up in a test for weeks or months after contracting them.

So unless you get your test done after a long period of abstinence, it doesn't really ensure you are clear anyway. So far as I know you can't get a note for not having played with anyone in the last xx weeks/months to go along with your test.

Not trying to rubbish the idea, just wanting to ensure people don't get a false sense of security.