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hey summer banks running low would you mind. 

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yeah summer....if you’re dishing out bank pics....a girls gotta save....

All donations greatfully received lusty.

re meeting down country realistic was right trouble arranging  baby sitters etc etc  never mind Mrs Palmer loves attention at times         ooops        reminds me have found a new position for her to try ha ha 

Clarification if Lusty and Soux are out, so am I ..........so who's the lucky one...... that is in? 

The neo vergern, what goes where?

Hi

The yesteryear - 10 year old photos of days gone by, no acknowledgement of the 20kg extra around the belly or the line son the face.  Nothing against these things, but not presenting yourself honesty is a deal breaker for us.

lol some good ones

1. The Mood Swinger - Well. 
2. The Preacher - Need I say more.
3. The Pacifiers -boys you hook up with and in the morning and/or during they are really cute and nice to you. They are ool and good looking and you think its all going great but then it either only either happens once or they cut it off by saying nothing. 
4. The Gambler - They rely much more on luck and cunning than on skill or outright power, and very seldom take it too hard on the occasions they lose, usually due to believing it was due to chance.

Single female posing as a couple :

Ok, probably not but there are only ever pics of her on the profile.

And we all know why that is.... lol (quickly checks that there's pictures of him on our profile)

The couple whose profile is as long as a novel with all their terms and conditions listed.  

That would be called the lawyers? It's like reading a legal contract ? 

To be fair to them though, it does screen out non-compatabilities so a lot of time is not wasted on something that will eventually go nowhere, for both parties. 

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That would be called the lawyers? It's like reading a legal contract ? 
To be fair to them though, it does screen out non-compatabilities so a lot of time is not wasted on something that will eventually go nowhere, for both parties. 
 

 Yep. Certainly does.  It almost certainly rules us out on all occasions ??. Saves the cost of meeting for drinks. 

The faceless :

Oh wait, that's us ? 

Since rejoining we haven't bothered putting pics up. But then when we look at a profile we check to see what parties or events they are going to attend. We also have that information on our profile.

This way we know that they are real people who actually meet other people. We can meet them at the event without having gone there to meet anyone in particular. 

This works really well for us and the situation means that there truly is no expectations.

If we are interested in meeting people outside of an event we would certainly send them some pics first. Gotta have something to go on aye.

Most of the time however we see profiles where they have no events or parties listed so we just think, "Meh, plenty of others to meet face to face and all gathered in one spot. That's much more time and cost efficient."

It's a bit unfair to the single guys though as the are often excluded from swinger's gatherings 

no invitatey.

Yep single guys are hardly ever invited or are more often excluded from parties. One day when I win lotto I'll invite all the single guys and single ladies and no couples ........oh wait single ladies get invites so they are out ........mmm looks like it's me and heaps of single guys who won't turn up....easy solution don't buy Lotto ticket... problem solved. 

Guys are dime a dozen, be patient, kind and most importantly be yourself.

Excuse me But I'm not available for a dime I'm class ....I expect at least a quarter.....

bi-curious, bi-friendly, bi-confused, bi-cycle, bi-the way, am-bi-valent, com-bi-nation? Genuinely not bi-sexual(at least no penetration), but because all shades won't fit into KS categories, has a confusing profile summary.

bi for now.

The Leper crier- no single males! Do not contact, comment, like, wink; do not breathe in our general direction or hellfire and brimstone will hail upon your meagre mortal soul and your ashes scattered to the howling wind!

Crack up

rofl.  So true

Or the 'single' married guys.

or the guy that posts as a couple like the guy today in chatroom posing as a couple but wife? does not know he is on the site and he uses her for bait but hopefully not catching much  

why be less than honest in here. ????

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or the guy that posts as a couple like the guy today in chatroom posing as a couple but wife? does not know he is on the site and he uses her for bait but hopefully not catching much  

 Then you should report that profile.

good plan...