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~Pick Up Lines~

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So MrH and I have been discussing pick up lines tonight and having a right laugh at all the ones we know. Have any of you ever used a cheesy pick up line and had it work??!! Give it your best shot! Let's hear all those cheesy lines you have stored up ready to use! I'll start... "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" "Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"
Warming the Bed
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So MrH and I have been discussing pick up lines tonight and having a right laugh at all the ones we know.
Have any of you ever used a cheesy pick up line and had it work??!!
Give it your best shot! Let's hear all those cheesy lines you have stored up ready to use!
I'll start...
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?" nice legs what time do they open
Forum Virgin
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that dress is very becoming on you.... but if I was on you, I'd be cumming too..
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"Did it Hurt? When you fell from heaven...did it hurt?" "You must be either very fit or very tired because youve been running around my head ALL day" And my favorite: "Do you have any Maori in you? Would you like some?"
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
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Your dress will look great on my bedroom floor Mrs H!
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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
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No you cannot tickle my Elmo ... but I'll tickle yours ;)
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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you
Warming the Bed
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get your coat, you've scored
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[quote:a0df1d8f1f="PandH"]get your coat, you've scored[/quote:a0df1d8f1f] This is hilarious...definitely get me to have a drink at the very least smile
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Hi my star signs Sagittarius.....half man half horse...

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You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case

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I noticed that what your wearing matches my bedroom carpet smile 

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why don't you come here and sit on my lap and let's us talk about the first thing that pops up

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Do you wanna play Army? You lie down and I'll blow the hell out of you ;)

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hello, could ask you a question?

Are you married engaged have a boyfriend or you just want me to fuck off? 



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They say "All good boys go to heaven"
But bad boys bring Heaven to you

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Lets go turkey hunting. You gobble and I'll shoot.

Could you help me with the vacuum cleaning? You suck and I'll unload the bags.

Warming the Bed
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If a lady picks up particularly hot backpackers hitching a ride. 

"You wanna put your junk in my trunk?"

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Best one used on me, "We kiss, now", never seen her before, never spoke and learnt that she couldn't speak english:grin: