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m_hrlw
1 month ago
Straight Male, 33
0 km · Auckland
18+ Only
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About

Ok… so let’s start:

I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do. If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile. If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you. I will never know anyway :-)

Travel, surprises, music, last minute plans, open mind, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.

And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of:

- Olives (don't know why I put this one first, they just really grind my gears, smug little green/red b@stard$) 

- Self-centered people (although have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!)

- Excessive work out / complete body addiction

- Superficial people (but same problem as #2) 

In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here:

“Ok let’s give it a try”

“To be honest, I don’t know”

“I respect that”

“Who cares"

Looking for sex in all variety's, love women of all shapes n sizes. Very open minded and love to hear your suggestions. That being said I do have standards..

Cannot usually accommodate (a house full of rowdy males isn't the most serene environment to invite people into), but more than happy to travel/grab a hotel.

Oh, also worth mentioning I'm from England. So if a person drinking copious amounts of tea offends you then best move on! 

And last (I promise), if you think that Rome is the most beautiful city in the world.. so do I, let's go there and fuck like rabbits!!

Interests

Adult parties
Dogging
Erotic writing
Exhibitionism
Group sex
Making videos
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Phone sex
Role play
Same Room Swapping
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism

Seeking

Female
Single Trans Female
Couple with Trans Female
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 70 km