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Almond
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 54
0 km · Auckland
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About

Hello, thanks for reading our profile. A quick update on where we are now. We started exploring this lifestyle approx a year ago, we were going to social catch-ups and then visited CCK just recently. We have spent this year discussing and exploring what we really want, and more importantly what we really want to explore together as a couple. So here is a bit about us:

What we are interested in is having fun, we enjoy being naked, play and play and play...

Mrs. Almond is a hedonist by nature. She loves everything that provides pleasure, spa pools, massage, candles and scents, fluffy towels and robes, aphrodisiacs, nice flowers or good music (especially Lounge), you name it! She talks a lot and enjoys laughing but most of all needs lots of cuddles and strokes. She is bi-sexual but never had the opportunity to enjoy playing with another woman, but she is sure that she finds the female body exciting and arousing. 

Mr. Almond is gentle and fascinated by all aspects of femininity, especially touching and kissing female skin. He is more than happy to massage you and would feel in heaven if gets some kisses in turn. Or whatever. A lot. He is also a hedonist.

What's common in us: we use intimacy for playing (not nasty games just playing for fun), we laugh a lot, enjoy the freedom of having fun. We only have a few rules but we take them seriously. Our main rule is that we never ever hurt each other in any way (neither physically nor emotionally), we say what we mean to say, no mind-reading please!!!!!, and definitely not dressing up as pigs. We also enjoy looking after our bodies and health.

After having so much fun as a couple for 16 years, we decided that we have so much pleasure in our life that it is time to share it with someone like-minded. We are thinking of opening up our relationship and invite a lovely lady who is looking for some joy and if it works out, a longer term friendship. So if you are a bi-sexual (bi-curious is also cool, so we can explore together) lady or you are a straight-male-friendly lesbian lady (meaning that you are happy to tolerate Mr. Almond while playing with Mrs. Almond), then we would like to hear from you. We don't do quickies, not even when it's just the two of us: as it is all about pleasure and play, we enjoy playing long games. We also engage in long conversations about the Life, the Universe and Everything... Before or After...

We are always up to a good chat and enjoy social meetings with like-minded people, regardless of your gender or sexual orientation.

(Lovely single males: I really enjoy chatting with you but having sex with another male is not in my focus right now (it might change, so you never know..). If you write something nice, I (or we) will reply but if you are after hooking up- then I'm probably not the one for you.  Cheers, Mrs. Almond)

And last but not least here is our mission statement by STEREO TOTAL - L'amour à trois (it's worth listening to this song):

What I love
Is to make love -
Especially threesomes.
I know it's out of style,
Liking it makes me a total hippy
But I'll shout it from the rooftops -
I like threesomes!

What I love
Are the soft caresses from 4 hands.
If one of the two falls asleep,
The other takes care of me.
Ouh, that's a threesome.

Ouhh - I love threesomes.

What I love
Is to make love -
Especially threesomes.
I know it's out of style,
Liking it makes me a total hippy
But I'll shout it from the rooftops -
I like threesomes!

It's sexy, ecstatic, 
Crazy, eccentric, animal, romantic. 
It's communist.

Ouhh - I love threesomes.
Long live threesomes!

Interests

Adult parties
Anal sex
B & D
Clubs and Parties
Holidays
Oral sex
S & M
Straight sex
Threesomes

Seeking

Female
Age: 30 - 51
Distance: 250 km