Have you ever wondered what a woman REALLY means??
Well gentlemen, don't say I never do anything nice!!

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given it to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!!!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you about nothing (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you - Do not question it or faint. Just say "You're welcome" This is true unless she says "Thanks alot" that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say, "You're welcome" That will bring on a 'Whatever'

8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying.... FUCK YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.

From a mans perspective each of those mean:

1) Lets have sex
2) Lets have sex
3) Lets have sex
4) Lets have sex
5) Lets have sex
6) Lets have sex
7) Lets have sex
8) Lets have sex
9) Lets have sex


Hopefully you can spot the pattern....

An insight in to why men will never understand women

These are only guidelines as there are many variations and often double meanings,
there really is only one answer;

1) You're in trouble, it's only the depth that alters

YES! Northy, brownie points for you!

lmao Edds!!!
Actually yeah, he's got some grovelling to do