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~Pick Up Lines~

15th Jan 2012 - 8:40pm
Hypnotic's AvatarHypnotic
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So MrH and I have been discussing pick up lines tonight and having a right laugh at all the ones we know.

Have any of you ever used a cheesy pick up line and had it work??!!

Give it your best shot! Let's hear all those cheesy lines you have stored up ready to use!

I'll start...

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"
 

Re: ~Pick Up Lines~

16th Jan 2012 - 2:00am
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Hypnotic wrote:

So MrH and I have been discussing pick up lines tonight and having a right laugh at all the ones we know.

Have any of you ever used a cheesy pick up line and had it work??!!

Give it your best shot! Let's hear all those cheesy lines you have stored up ready to use!

I'll start...

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"

nice legs what time do they open
 

 

18th Jan 2012 - 7:28am
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that dress is very becoming on you.... but if I was on you, I'd be cumming too..
 

 

18th Jan 2012 - 10:01am
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"Did it Hurt? When you fell from heaven...did it hurt?"

"You must be either very fit or very tired because youve been running around my head ALL day"

And my favorite:

"Do you have any Maori in you? Would you like some?"
 

 

21st Jan 2012 - 8:52pm
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
 

 

22nd Jan 2012 - 6:15pm
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Your dress will look great on my bedroom floor Mrs H!
 

 

22nd Jan 2012 - 8:23pm
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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
 

 

25th Jan 2012 - 7:30pm
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No you cannot tickle my Elmo ... but I'll tickle yours icon_wink.gif
 

I am surprised this one hasn't tured up here yet

25th Jan 2012 - 9:32pm
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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
 

or this edds

27th Jan 2012 - 6:12am
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Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you
 

 

7th Feb 2012 - 11:17am
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get your coat, you've scored
 

 

15th Feb 2012 - 2:17pm
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PandH wrote:

get your coat, you've scored



This is hilarious...definitely get me to have a drink at the very least icon_smile.gif
 
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